Only 2 dates, but Valentines Day is Friday. What to do?

Am I the only one who read the thread title and thought that this might be a Barney Stinson dilemma? Valentine’s Day is fast approaching and I’ve only lined up two dates!

@Moriarty: Well done on the texts back and forth. Good luck with your incipient romance.

Perfect text! Perfect response. Take a rose.

How lovely.

You are not the only one. I clearly watched too many sitcoms growing up.

The sitcom hijinks took a turn.

Oh wow, thanks for sharing. That thread really blew up.

Are you going to keep seeing her, OP? (Sorry, will read through the other thread later!)

It’s a lot to take in for you, I bet…

I don’t remember that plot line from any episode of Happy Days

But maybe the parody, Horny Days?

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Anyway, this plot twist makes this line in my OP

particularly hilarious.

Pretty sure that was a Seinfeld plot, with a very slight difference.