Ooooh yeah! Watch me sizzle!

Apparently, my grandma was right; I’m handsome.

So, partly on a dare and partly for the hell of it, I signed up at last night. Five minutes ago, I checked my rating so far.


90th percentile, L.A.M.F.

It suprised the hell outta me, frankly.

My beefcake calendar will be in stores next week.

Crap. I meant to put that in MPSIMS.

Your wish is granted.