Why are you asking?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Okay, there’s this Web site, http://www.amihotornot.com, and sometimes you see a picture that makes you think:

“Why the hell are you even asking?”

Some of these folks are so far on one side of the spectrum that you wonder what is possesing them to need to ask. They’re either hot as hell or ugly as a sack full of assholes.

Examples? Okay

Ugly as every Yo Mama joke ever told, combined:

http://www.amihotornot.com/r/?eid=NRRYER&key=YFP

So damn hot, you wonder if they are real or just stolen from a porn site:

http://www.amihotornot.com/r/?eid=NRERG8&key=GMH

Totally hot, and you can tell that the picture is pretty authentic, too:

http://www.amihotornot.com/r/?eid=NRESHM&key=KEB

Not just hot, but real. You can tell that this is a regular person who happens to be a hottie:

http://www.amihotornot.com/r/?eid=NRELGL&key=NMS
What also makes this site a lot of fun is to establish you own rating system, from 1 to 10, thusly:

1 - U! G! L! Y! You ain’t got no alibi! You ugly! You ugly! Yo’ mama say you ugly!

2 - Sir, are you classified as human? Negative. I am a meat popsickle.

3 - How were you conceived? Which circus freak got drunk and passed out near your mother?

4 - Not with a stolen dick and a homeless guy pushin’.

5 - Maybe, but I’d have to be really drunk. Actually, I’d have to be unconscious and crazy from syphilis.

6 - Okay, I’d do it if was loaded, bored, and there was nothing on TV. …and out of cheese dip.

7 - You’d make a great booty call, or a party hook up.

8 - Take her out, spend money on her, intro to the parents, and hope for sex.

9 - Look at her and wish, mentally catalog image for later “use”.

10 - Watch intently, follow her every move, then stuff a dollar in her G-String.

In any case, I thought this site was a lot of fun, and wanted to share it. And sorry I didn’t check out any of the guys, ladies. I am sure you can do that for us…

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I forgot one example of a 1:

Hi! I used to be a man!

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This has been done.

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Lexicon: ROFL for your rating system :smiley:

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Thanks for the tip.

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Hooboy. I’ve wasted SOO much time on that site. This is my rating, I only do girls.

1 - Pictures posted obviously as jokes. Extremely old people, stuff like that.

2 - People I find quite unattractive.

3 - People that are somewhat unattractive. Most people don’t get below this rating.

4 - People who are kinda unattractive, but could be corrected (better haircut, dentistry, bad skin, stuff like that).

5 - Average person. Not necessarily very attractive, not necessarily unattractive. Average.

6 - People who are somewhat average, but have a few good features going for them.

7 - People who are somewhat more attractive than normal.

8 - People who are quite a bit more attractive than normal. Most people don’t get above this.

9 - People who are absolutely gorgeous.

10- Girls who make me orgasm simply by looking at them.

Porn and children (under 13 or 14) are automatically submitted as “inappropriate”.

Sorry this is so bland, but I’m frankly tired of being punched in the mouth whenever I speak.

BTW, your ranking was hilarious.

–Tim

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Damn dude, you get belted in the mouth whenever you speak? That must suck. Sounds like you need a bodyguard.
You know, I’m available for hire, if you need it. I can take whoever is belting you in the mouth and stab them in the neck with a pen or beat them with their shoe until the beg your forgiveness.

Or maybe not.

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Now I’m afraid to put my picture there!
I couldn’t figure out half your assessments.
Guess I don’t know the universal standards of beauty.

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Lexicon, I really really want to meet you. Will you tutor me in the ways of being so humorously cool while being able to scorch someone’s hide in the burning depths of the pit?

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Er, Lexi, you may want to hold off on that offer to Homer. When he mentions getting popped in the kisser, I believe he’s talking about the mods here.

Just my 2¢.