ladies- some advice on "hot or not"

Another post reminded me of this site, and it can be fun. But, a few things annoy the heck out of me, and thus I want to give you some advice before you put your foto up.

  1. Make sure the pic is a decent one- not blurry, under or over exposed. Why are you exposing youself to the entire online public in a foto of the sort that Fotomat promises not to charge for? :dubious:

  2. Smile. Or have some sexy or sweet or nice expression. Don’t look like you’re constipated ot have hemmorroids or both. :o

  3. And for godssake- don’t post that pic of you and your ex, with his face marked out! :eek: Think about what that says- your entire life- the only foto you can find anywhere- is you with your ex. :frowning: That is to say- you have no life at all. :stuck_out_tongue: I am starting to rate all of those a “2”.

And- it wouldn’t hurt to show a little leg or cleavage. Don’t get into a R rating, sure, but if you have some nice assets, make sure they are shown. :wink: This is optional, and if you feel uncomfortable, don’t. But then get a real nice “head shot”. OK?

And if you do post a message for guys? The “shift” key is right there on your left, likely next to the “z”. It makes caps, which you use at the begining of sentances & stuff. :smiley:

Yes, ladies… do this fellow a favor and follow his foto rules for “Hot or Not”.
Hey, lookie that! I used caps in my “sentances”. :rolleyes:

  1. When you post a laundry list of how other anonymous people should act to please you, at least try to motivate why they would want to. :dubious: :mad:

  2. Spell “photo” properly. To do otherwise makes you look dumb. :cool: :confused:

  3. Don’t use so many goddamn smilies. :eek: :smiley: :smack:

And most importantly, when you post gripes about hot or not on other message boards, post links to your own listing so everyone who reads your complaint can judge your hot or notness.

Hijack Does anyone else give the real unattractive people a 10? </Hijack

Doesn’t matter. They’ve got a self-correcting algorhythm that makes jokers like you irrelevant.

<toots own horn>
You know, kinda like this.
</ends toot>

Some people prefer color photos over black & white pictures. (This isn’t a rule; it’s more of a guideline.)

bittersweet, honey, you can toot your own horn anytime. Rowr!

Some of us don’t take photos especially to put on hot or not. :wink:
Since there was a thread laying around somewhere recently about the site, I signed me up. And apparently I’m an 8.5 :rolleyes:
It’s not my fault I have small breasts okay!

You’re right, you surely deserve a 10! :smiley:

I am just glad I have a digital camera.

I second the ten vote!! :wink:

Apparently not, gum

A couple of years ago I stumbled across the site and was amused by it. Until I found a picture of a man who was terribly scarred. And smiling.

I couldn’t rate him. I couldn’t rate anyone after that. It all became cruel where before it had just been silly.

Err, wait a second, I am confused- are you suggesting that you are unnatractive? :confused:

Because if you are, let me head you off right now- you aren’t. At all. Your self-perceptions about your breasts aside (who cares about that). Somehow I think this is a big whoosh, but it wouldn’t be the first time. :wink:

Go You Big…, you’re very pretty and I think your breasts are just fine.

Epimetheus, uh…plan on moving to FL anytime soon? Wow…

Yes? :confused: That was my understanding of the situation. The best I got was an 8 from a guy that wanted to get in my pants.

Your making me blush bittersweet! I can’t say that I am planning such a move, though it does sound like it would be exciting. I hate the midwest and as soon as I am out of school I am out of here. :smiley: Preferably somewhere warmer or with oceans and mountains.

The compliment means a lot though! You are nothing short of amazing yourself.

Well, I think you’re genuinely hot. Although I suppose by definition that would make me another guy who wants to get in your pants :smiley:

Well, you are a bit far for me to be wanting to get into your pants (nice place that may be :wink: ), and I would definately give you a 10! And I am not just saying it to be nice or anything like that. It is truth!

Well, GYBRFE, I’m a straight female who definitely does not want to get into your pants, and I would’ve given you a 10, if I voted on the site.