Oops, the hamsters ate the OP again.
I can’t wait for the “Oops, the board forgot my post!” shirts.
Argh! I -know- it was here when I wrote the thing!
Anyway, I used to see those shirts all over the place, with the Lichtenstein-ish Donna Reed-type on them, smacking her head and bemoaning her childless fate. Only now, when my friend’s turning 30 and having to go to yet another family reunion and I wanted to get her one, they’re nowhere to be found. I googled around for ages looking and all I found were awful fuzzy thinking women’s issues t-shirts. Any ideas?
No, but thanks for the idea! 
No T-shirt, but you can buy a button with this slogan on it here.
That is one scary ass website!
BP035 Almost killed me. Stupid pistachio.
you could make one at home using a normal computer printer, some t-shirt transfer paper (available at computer stationary store), and an iron.
Don’t forget the “Oops! I left my baby on the bus!” shirt.
There are still a few head shop-type places near and along St. Marks Place in NYC’s Greenwich Village that carry message t-shirts in designs that hark back to the 80’s if not earlier. I’d bet they have the one you’re looking for. Ask a friend in NYC to pick you up one.
You have to like the subtlety of BT031: “Fuck Your Fascist Beauty Standards”. Now that’s sloganeering!