:eek:
What kind of spoiled me-monkey responds to freely offered help with
“We’ve already discussed why I don’t want a locket several times.”
Shouldn’t the term “Thank you” figure in?
You know who else didn’t like lockets — THE NAZIS!!!
It can’t be a thread with everything until it gets Godwinized.
Hey, I didn’t write the thing, I’m just handing you a leaflet. You got questions, you get a medium and take it up with Anselm, or ask Lib for clarification, as he appears to enjoy dragging the thing out of the barn for a quick trot around the field every now and then. 
Things this thread does not yet have:
- Nobody has been banned in this thread.
- None of Mangetout, Scylla or Polycarp have posted to this thread.
D. Bacon Salt.
E. No Administrators have posted to this thread.
Glad to see that DtC took care of the Godwinization.
Following on from scumpup the ones I ate didn’t pop either. They were a little…damp. And oozing. Certainly not gristly. Not a gourmet treat, but perfectly edible, if you happen to find yourself in that social situation. I could eat the eyes again without difficult.
Now the ears…the ears were gristly. The ears were far worse than the eyes. I do not want to have to eat ears again. Ever.
Maybe I’ll go start a ‘Who’s eaten eyeballs?’ thread over in Cafe Society 
How about Bacon Salt visits Ohio State? Will that do? Link
(And the thread won’t be complete until a post gets graped.)
What is this thread about again?
Someone just used LMHNYCAB in the necklace thread! He got a mod smack down!
Weird thing is, she is blissfully unaware, because she isn’t reading this thread, so she doesnt’ know what it means.
On the one hand, I think it was mean to use it in her thread. On the other hand, I am thrilled to see this meme has actual legs outside of this thread.
Hey, she’s an artist. I figure she should be able to wreak some little ring-containment device of her own. Something small and ring-sized, like a tiny box with a lid. Maybe even made out of some found object, or natural materials. Perhaps she could hollow out some kind of tree nut. That would be the perfect size. So, what kind of tree nut could she find in Ohio? Any suggestions?
She’s reading it. You better BELIEVE she’s reading it.
OpalCat, it would seem, has some sort of problem. Diogenes inquired as to what the fuck it is.
Dude, you took care of that in your own OP.
Far be it from me to incite a trolling campaign, but I think it might be amusing to go over there and take turns repeating suggestions she’s already rejected until her head assplodes.
That’s the only mode of operation for an attention vampire like Opal, and that is acting in whatever manner will get her the most attention.
She doesn’t ask for advice/help/support because she wants advice/help/support, she wants attention. The more advice/help/support that she rejects, the more attention she gets. Eventually she will do the ‘take my ball and go home’ dance and either be silent (or stick to her own website) for a while, post on LiveJournal about how mean people are to her, or slash her wrists and post on LiveJournal her great her kid is at dealing with her depressive self mutilation.
It’s kind of like what she does in real life, actually. She stays in one place long enough to basically drain the attention well, telling everyone how great Dominic is doing in his new school. Then after a while her boyfriend/fiance is moving, she’s moving, Dominic is having problems in school and it’s on to the next place.
Free-range attention vampire. How the hell is it that people are just waking up to the fact?
It’s taking all my willpower not to go into that thread and post, “No, it’s BUCKEYES! outside of the Pit. We discussed this, dude.”
That is an awesome phrase.
Probably the same reason people get scammed and lied to - someone who isn’t a scammer or liar just doesn’t see it until it’s glaringly obvious.
I’m anticipating my own smack for giving Contrapuntal and Darth Nader a . She is just unreal at this point. I, too, like the idea of bombarding her with rejected ideas until she gives up. I feel weird, because this doesn’t feel like the kind of person I usually am, but I just can’t believe that a real person is behaving this way and it makes me want to poke, poke, poke to see if it’s real!!!
BWAAAAHAAHAHAHA
(snort)
Oh my. Oh me oh my. Thank you!
Far be it, and yet here you are suggesting that very thing. Don’t bother. Anyone who trolls in that thread, or uses their new favorite insulting acronym will be warned and might even end up suspended.