Sure, you tell everybody it’s a gift, until your friend starts asking where his twenty went.
(Somebody had to do it.)
Thanks for the links and information, catsix. I appreciate it.
One interesting item from the third link:
I wonder what that was all about? (And this is just general nosiness on my part.)
Nothing. They can roll with me.
If she was a legit candidate for surgery, then why did she have to go to South America?
I think the reason most people go out of the country for surgery is that it’s waaaay cheaper. Not sure what her reason was.
I dunno if you’re hip enough to roll with this guy: Hawking Lecture (with sound)
I love this!
As are you. A shining gift upon our lives. A gift right from the breath of baby Jesus.
Don’t know. I just did some Googling and that stuff was right there. Opal seems to post her business all over the intarwebs.
Man, that takes me back…
You folks can run the Queen of Doper Town down as much as you want.
I wish I was one of her tits.
You wish you had been operated on in Brazil?
Not the lotus pod one, though. 
Game, set and match.
That’s just wrong Auto. So so wrong.
I don’t recall if it was Opal or not, but I remember someone threatening to tell someone else’s surgeon that the patient wasn’t mentally competent or something. Much hysteria ensued–but I remember none of the participants.
I don’t recall the surgery posts, but after said surgery, she posted a thread asking people to guess when she’d take her first poo after the surgery. That was closed. At about the same time, Dex posted an IMHO parody thread which prompted a pit Thread complete with Zotti himself appearing. Most of this wasn’t Opal’s fault, but there was certainly a lot of mileage gotten out of Opal’s poo.
Jesus fucking Christ. Opal’s reaction in the original thread was fine, but you’ve managed to drag this out to fourteen pages? You all have issues.
But but but…did you read any of it? This is the best thread ever!
Well, trypophobia for some.
Two more posts and it will be 15. 