Does it really take 14 pages to tell what the fuck is the problem with Opal? I guess it’s more than I thought.
(the nazi lamps thread was pure gold, btw)
Hey man! How’s your eyes?
Well, see, that’s the thing: it’s an explanation for her behavior, but not an excuse. “She’s an artist” tells us why she acts like she does. If it were an “excuse”, it would make her behavior okay. Which it doesn’t.
Or the human birthing process.
Seriously, that frog picture was gross? Nothing like a ripping perineum!
It’s spelled B-A-R-A-C-K.
With a “C.”
::wipes tears of laughter from my eyes::
I’m so glad I’ve finally gotten to the end of this crazy, buckeyed thread. It’s taken me days.
Kalhoun, you are my new favorite poster after this.
This thread would:
- make an epically funny flow chart;
- Buckeyes; and
- Lick my hairy nutsack–if only I had them–you crazy ass bitch.
Any takers? pleasepleaseplease
I’m using this from now on:
I’m thinking of a phrase that I can’t use outside the Pit or ITOAPTICUOTP.
It’s not easy to be me.
Enjoy,
Steven
They feel like a million bucks’. 
And you’d be wrong.
Now it has everything.
Somehow I remembered that one of Opal’s toadies from Fathom made an account under the name Fathomite to berate us. I did a search for posts by that user.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Tiramisu.
Does she get her toadies from Surinam, by any chance?
You asshole! What do you have against people in wheelchairs?
Well, she refers to it being in Brazil here:
Then as you all know, I went to Brazil to have my surgery
And some more details:
Both of those appear to be about the second surgery, but here’s a reference to the weight loss one.
Looks like her mother paid for the second round of surgery in Brazil.
I remember some kind of annoyance about her using Fathom donations for one of the plastic surgery trips, but my Googling is apparently unable to find it.
My eyes taste great.
Also, I am requesting a name change. Nothing big, just change the T to another E, place it after the Y…
Thanks. It’s a gift.