Opal, what the fuck is your problem?

[billfish678]

@the_Lady

I really need to stop reading this thread. Stupid picture.
Two whole days and it still won’t leave my head!

Just remember the pic you DIDNT see.

The other/right side was worse!

your welcome

[Koxinga]

She was the inspiration for a thread wherein a moderator shut down an administrator. She sows division and strife at all levels of the hierarchy!

[UncleRojelio]

@FriarTed

I’m gonna thread-shit here.

Fifteen pages, 700+posts. If you are going to try and thread shit something this massive, you are going to have to try a lot harder.

[Rilchiam]

@Diogenes_the_Cynic

That insane defender of hers — that “techchick” person – she was pretty far up her own ass too. I’m not surprised she got banned.

For years, I thought nothing would ever beat techchick’s final meltdown. Until now.

[eleanorigby]

@UncleRojelio

Fifteen pages, 700+posts. If you are going to try and thread shit something this massive, you are going to have to try a lot harder.

Well, the Pitted one does know a lot about poop, so you might ask her…

1. This thread has been a lot of fun.

2. I think we all needed it.

3. I like buckeyes–a tasty candy treat for the holidays!
   I must try to incorporate some red food coloring in the buckeyes–I think it would add just the right touch.

[catsix]

You’re going to make bloodshot buckeyes as a New Year’s Day treat?

[CrazyCatLady]

Eleanorigby, you could probably tint some white chocolate (or use those pre-colored coating chips) and make a drizzle over them.

[KneadToKnow]

@Rilchiam

techchick’s final meltdown

Sweet holy fuckity con carne.

[catsix]

@Rilchiam

For years, I thought nothing would ever beat techchick’s final meltdown. Until now.

Was that the one that led to her threats to hack the SDMB?

[Hunter_Hawk]

@UncleRojelio

Fifteen pages, 700+posts. If you are going to try and thread shit something this massive, you are going to have to try a lot harder.

Maybe FriarTed should start a thread asking people to guess when he’ll have his first effective thread-shit here.

[Klaatu]

Music in this thread provided by Jack Dean Tyler and the Foreskins.

[Cat_Whisperer]

This is the thread that has no end
It just goes on and on my friend
Some people started posting to it not knowing what it was
Now they’ll continue posting to it forever just because…

[Rand_Rover]

In before this thread devolves into some black hole of horribleness and every post consists of a remark on its longness. Oh wait, maybe not.

[criminey.jicket]

@catsix

You’re going to make bloodshot buckeyes as a New Year’s Day treat?

Or buckshot buckeyes, even.

[MandaJo]

@Klaatu

Music in this thread provided by Jack Dean Tyler and the Foreskins.

Bandname!

[MagicEyes]

@eleanorigby

I must try to incorporate some red food coloring in the buckeyes–I think it would add just the right touch.

Ha! Are you going to send a box of bloodshot buckeyes to Opal?

[Rufus_Xavier]

I love this thread, but it’s not even close to having everything. No goats, no calamari, no Monty Python quotes.

I saw that the “real buckeye necklace” someone posted a link to was only $8. I’m tempted to buy one for each of my vegetarian friends for the holidays.

[Green_Bean]

Hmph. Klaatu beat me to the Jack Dean Tyler reference. I even had come up with a great way to tie it in to the thread:

I was going to suggest that Opal keep her engagement ring in her foreskin.

[Larry_Borgia]

I need a new car. It should be the size of a Hummer, handle like a Porsche, get 50 mpg city, and reatil for less than $38,000.

[wring]

@Green_Bean

I was going to suggest that Opal keep her engagement ring in her foreskin.

love it!!!