I can probably get you three out of four. No way you’re gonna find a new car that gets 50 mpg. 
Can you find me one that gets 14 k of g in a f p d?
I just wanted to chime in. Bet Opal loves my name And by the way Ohio will be glad to see you go as much as you want to go!
I think that we can safely say that now this thread has everything.
Everyone keeps saying that. I don’t think it means what you think it means.
I can’t be arsed to wade through 14 pages of this, but juuuuuust in case nobody’s mentioned this yet: “buckeye” is local slang? :dubious:
Seriously? Opal could have simply acknowledged something she was ignorant about, but noooooo, she had to go have a stomping fit about it.
Sweetheart, “buckeye” is about as local as “oak”, “maple”, and “pine” are. Buckeye is the name of the tree and the nut. The name of the tree and nut is buckeye. This is extremely common knowledge in North America. Extremely.
I don’t think you’re allowed to post. Your name is insulting, apparently. See here.
Or alternatively, everytime I write a post with a list, I’m referencing you.
- Buckeye
You could be the new board meme!
Because of course a meme is a terrible thing to waste.
Well, I didn’t expect that!
- This thread has gotten way out of control.
- Threadspotting?
- Hi, Buckeye!
That is genius!
NOBODY expects…
Oh, bugger.
Says the Knight of Ni, “you must bring me a … buckeye.”
This thread had everything seven pages ago. Now it has more than everything!
catsix: Yes, that’s the one.
Knead: What’s equally impressive about that thread is that everyone in it was a real class act. And she just kept going! What’s a “heart story”? And no, it’s not news when a nameless woman dies, because she’s nameless.
I’m only sorry it was closed before I could reply. I was trying to decide between “Here’s Larry Elder’s (Los Angeles talk radio host) phone number: tell him” and “If you’re so mired in grief, why are you on the net at all? Why aren’t you with your friend, who probably needs someone right now?” But when I tried to post, the thread had already been locked.
techchick was a piece of work. An active alcoholic by her own admission, and with no intention of changing that condition. IIRC, but I’m pretty sure I do.
Father John doesn’t approve of SUV’s (or Hummers).
Hey, Don’t you dare bring us back to reality! :mad:
Hi Buckeye 
I’ve always wanted to be a meme.
I will be famous!
And hello to all that greeted me.
- Hi Buckeye!
Hi everybody. Sorry I’m late. Terrible traffic at xkcd and a six-spambot pile-up at youtube. Do we know what Opal’s problem is yet?