OpalCat abducted by aliens, dissected in horrendous lab experiments

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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APRIL FOOLS! Haha… you thought I really had been abducted and dissected. I fooled you. HAHAHA!!! Hey!!! why do you look so dissappointed?

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  1. Good one!
  2. No disappointment here!
  3. Hi Opal!

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Oo! Oo!
I got dibs on her boobs!

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And I was gonna ask for pictures, too. :wink:

By the way, Hi Opal!

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For further information on how to dispose of Opal Cat, just go here.

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I thought it was the aliens who were dissected.

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Heyyyyyy, wait a minute:

How do we know that you * weren’t abducted by aliens and dissected in a horrendous lab experiment and the thing that posted the OP isn’t just a mutant-body snatched Pod Person? Or an evil undead alien zombie. :eek:

Great. Just F*ing great. Now I’m gonna be up all night.

I expect you over here to rock me to sleep Opal. [sub]unless you’re a brain-eating alien clone…[/sub] On second thought: Nevermind.

::runs for bed to hide under the blankies::

Fenris

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What, you don’t trust me? Hmmmmm?

mmmm…braaaains…

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I was sure it happened LAST year.
That would explain a lot, wouldn’t it? :smiley:

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and other body parts can be obtained here. Posted on April 2nd, so who knows…

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Although, come to think of it, I’ve NEVER SEEN Opal’s boobs, so I guess I can’t really say. Anyone care to remedy that sorry state of affairs? :wink:


I'd better end this line right now, before I end up looking like a drunk frat-boy at Spring Break Daytona hollerin' *"Show me your t*ts!"*

[sub]Not that I don't already.[/sub]
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Now we know that isn’t the real Opal… everyone knows she’s a vegetarian!

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I knew something was wrong with her! Who wastes a perfectly beautiful Sunday doing housework??

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I… don’t… know… what… you… mean…
come… on… over… here… I… just… want… to… tastXXXXsee… you…

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you want to XXXX us? I’m at the front of the queue!