Eh, fuck off. It’s not my problem that you can’t find another rhyme.
(it IS the BBQ pit, after all!)
–elm
I’m trying to see things from your point of view, but I can’t get my head that far up my ass.
Ok Drain, you asked for it!
::to the tune of “Mr. Sandman”::
Mr Taxman, give me a break!
I’ve stared at these forms
'til my head aches!
I’ve read and re-read
your byzantine regs;
until my eyeballs feel
like soft boiled eggs!
So, Mr. Taxman,
I need some reief!
Leave me some money
or my girlfriend will leave!
She’ll take her CDs;
and the VCR too!
And leave me with nothing
but my taxforms and you!
Mr. Taxman, give me a breeaakk!
If you can’t tell, I did my taxes today.
I consider myself well-and-truly fucked.
<FONT COLOR=“BLUE”>ExTank</FONT>
“Include the exculded income and exclude the included income, subtracting the Capital Gain Yield and carrying over my IRA contributions…AAARRRGGGHHH!!!”
Where oh where has my little troll gone?
>^,^<
“Cluemobile? You’ve got a pickup…”
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Jeannie and Opalcat? Two words – cage match!
{{Actually, you ass, I [Dream of Jeannie]know more about Kosovo that you [Fab Lil] do. Being from a political family, this has been discussed more often that it’s been on the news. So, you want to go head-to-head? Pick a topic, any topic.}}
Aaaaaughhhh!!! She’s a Kennedy!
[[I’d much rather watch the Bob & George show, here, or a couple of rounds of Shawn vs The World than see some child defecating in public.]] Tom
Whoo hoo! Is billing promotion!
I’m closing this thread because (1) jeanie checked the box that automatically sends her copies of all posts; (2) she later changed her E-mail address to a non-working account, and (3) my mailbox is filling up with bounced-mail notices from every time somebody posts. BTW, she was using a hotmail account, if that tells you anything.
Well, WHAT ON EARTH IS WITH EVERYONE SAYING “HI OPAL?”
Someone needs to be savagely beaten about the head.
And preferably with the banning stick.
This is annoying in so many ways.
My brain hurts and I feel like I may have been transported to an alternate universe…
Someone is very small words explain to me what’s going on? It’s not even noon yet…
ARGH!
Brraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiinnnnsssss…
Yes, I know it’s stupid.
KILL THE THREAD!
Oh my God…
It’s a Zombie Thread!
Actually I am moderatly impressed you found it. Perhaps before slinking away in shame, you can explain (a) how you pulled this up and (b) in what fit of stupidity did you decide to post to it.
Ummm… how did you do that?
Please, e-mail me.
There’s no reason to bump a thread this old.