The butler didn’t do it.
It was the one character who didn’t seem to have any point to his/her existence in the cast.
The dog gets rabies and the kid has to shoot it.
Ditto the deer. Except for the rabies part. I don’t think deer get rabies.
Both dogs die and are buried where the red fern grows.
Charlotte dies and has lots of babies.
Sounder isn’t dead. But he dies at the end for double the emotional scarring.
They all did it.
The Texians died valiently.
It’s obvious that they’re planning on making a sequel.
She picks the broke nice guy.
Oh, cool, a reference to The Lottery!
Frodo destroys the ring in Mordor.
Heh.
Mild as this really is, I’m afraid it still belongs in the Pit. Also, since it’s a parody thread (of a few posts in the original thread), here’s a link to the thread.
The guy with the limp who just walked out the door was the mastermind villan all along.
The supposedly slow-witted kid with the split personality was lying the whole time.
The boogeyman in the woods is just a ploy to keep people from discovering the truth.
It was all a bad dream.
He leaves her, but tomorrow is another day.
They meet again as free men in Zihuatanejo.
Colin gets out of his wheelchair.
But he almost doesn’t.
It’s really modern day.
They save the world. (Millions, really.)
Nobody did it.
Everybody did it.
The seventh victim did it.
The detective did it.
The narrator did it.
I am your father.
They drive off a cliff.
It wasn’t really done.
It was done, but government agents have a ray that can make you forget it.
He knew it was Fredo. It broke his heart.
Tataglia’s a pimp…he never coulda outfought Santino…but he didn’t know until that day…that it was Barzini all along.
Henry rats out the whole mob and goes into witness protection.
He doesn’t make it off the cross…
But he does learn to “Always Look On the Bright Side of Life”!
It’s a cook book!
He’s really schizophrenic, not an eccentric genius.
The man at the beginning of the movie is Ryan.
She’s really a he.
Milo was switched with a regular chimpazee baby.
Bishop is an android.
It is the rabbit!
He is the Kwisatz Haderach!
She escapes into the sunlight, but wait… the asian girl re-appears as a ghost! We’re back in the cave!! No-one’s getting out!! SHHIIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!
He only inspired me. As I read his silly complaint I thought, “wouldn’t a whole entire thread of spoilers be funny?”
But since this is here. . .
Yook, you’re being really stupid and unreasonable. And Snape kills Dumbledore.