godsDAMMIT! I was only halfway through it, you bastard!
Kevin’s parents get killed at the end.
They would have gotten off the island, if it wasn’t for Gilligan.
She’s a fracking cylon.
*The cartoonist fucking with him is Bugs Bunny
*He gives him the chocolate factory
*The entire game was actually Mario dreaming
*You’re dreaming now. You’re dreaming that you’re awake…forever!:eek:
She IS the grail, and watch where you walk in the Louvre.
He dives across the goal line after time is expired.
He uses the whole hooker/business experience to slime his way into the Ivy League school.
-Tom Marvolo Riddle is an anagram of “I Am Lord Voldemort”
-She goes back for the cat and they kiss in the rain.
-He leaves because she’s a stupid selfish bitch and she vows to get him back.
-The powdered sugar on the donuts is laced with arsenic.
-It was really Old Man Grady who works at the funhouse. And he would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn’t been for those meddling kids.
Her father did it.
Her father did her.
He was his mother.
He becomes the wererabbit.
He finds his son.
She marries Mr. Bhauer.
This will spoil a zillion movies for some of you:
He’s going to pull out and ejaculate on her
He would’ve gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling kids.
Clothahump disappears from the thread and never addresses the factual errors.
He is “cured”. (Alternatively, he grows out of it, and starts thinking about having a kid.)
pkbites, I don’t remember the Wizard of Oz ending like that…
Although I mighta watched it more if it did! :eek: 
It was all a dream, NO ONE SHOT J.R.
He returns safely to 1985, only to discover there’s a problem with his future kids.
It was the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
No matter where you go, there you are.
Everyone did it. But if you really want to know, it was Mr. Green, in the hall, with the revolver.
Bishop hands over an empty box. Twice.
She gets on the plane.
Spike dies.
Laura’s father did it.
The Woodsman kills the wolf.
Dr. Zais knew the truth all along.
Michael isn’t really dead.
They’re really brother and sister.
Cuba Gooding’s character cries.