Interestingly, that same statement could be made about two DeNiro movies.
Er uh…the fact that he’s still in the CIA, not that you had totally forgotten about that movie.
On the verge of big-time stardom, the band breaks up/self-destructs.
This also applies to two different movies that I can think of.
Montgomery Burns doesn not end up making a puppy-fur tuxedo (or matching clogs).
Dorothy was dreaming.
The truth really wasn’t out there.
Or maybe it was.
He’s really fighting himself!
I know what I am, what I am is a man, and so is Lola.
She’s my girl, Bill.
She grows up and marries someone else and he finds out he really loved her all along.
It was the dead guy.
He wrote a book about it.
The formula was a placebo, and Meatloaf got blown up.
He chose life.
Everyone dresses in drag, even the stodgy old conservative, for a big happy ending.
They get the company back.
Despite a gratuitous motorcycle chase, Steve McQueen does not escape.
She gets her own apartment with Sam.
He never gets caught, though the principal tries very hard to catch him.
He buys her a heart cookie and doesn’t kill anyone.
Thus ends the SHORTEST movie summary ever written by mika!
The patient looks normal - it’s everyone else that’s deformed!!
She’s a mannequin!!
Robert Redford is the Angel of Death!!!
They’re DOLLS!!
It’s a Zoo!!!
It’s…MAN!!!
Batman wins,because he’s prepared.
It’s Snakes! On a Plane!
The final sin is “wrath.”
The bail bondsman shoots Sam Jackson.
The conman’s daughter is really part of a bigger con.
It’s a fucking well.
His wife’s head is in the box.
Original: You think he’s dead but he isn’t.
Part 2: You think he’s dead but he isn’t.
Part 3: You think he’s dead but he isn’t.
Part 4: You think he’s dead but he isn’t.
Part 5: You think he’s dead but he isn’t.
He *is * Johnny Favorite.
He whacks Annie in the head with a pig doorstop and escapes.
Col. Jessup ordered the Code Red.
She dies. Her sister - her daughter - her sister - her daughter - her sister AND her daughter is taken away by her father.
Godzilla squishes Bambi.
He’d piss on a spark plug if he thought that would help.
They went away (bravely) before getting taunted a second time.
He got demoted for saving Earth from the whales. Later, he dies making fun of a frenchman with an Eton accent.
The angels only kill Nazis and that other archeologist.
She planned it all along, it even says so in her high school yearbook.
Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.
Arthur finally dies.
The Doctor regenerates and is all differenty now.
Jesus comes back, and apparantly he’s mad about you. Or at you. Depends on faith or something.
She threw the letter away.
A hundred goddamn ugly ribbons strangled the old the old oak tree.
(some of these are minor)
The bandits kill Dobbs, but the treasure all blows away in the wind because they don’t realize it’s gold dust.
When all seems lost, the *Louisa * collides with the sunken torpedoes and is blown to smithereens.