He was dead all along.
Wash dies.
The paralyzing hit doesn’t work because of a nerve injury during the war.
Kane is Smith.
There is another.
Two of the dogs die but we’re supposed to feel cheerful about the ones that live.
(I still get choked up)
It wasn’t a game or a simulation. It was the actual battle. Bean is the real brains anyway.
His penis really is huge.
The leading female character is actually a man.
George shoots him in the back of the head.
Although the planes get him, it was really beauty that killed the beast.
“Live, from New York, it’s Saturday Night!”
Old Yeller dies.
: sob :
Oh, well you should have said so.
-She had AIDS and wanted to pawn the kid off on the mentally retarded guy, so she says he’s probably the father.
-She’s an ogre too.
-They blow up the town rather than let the railroad get it after everyone goes blind and gets hooked on morphine.
-She made a copy of it, that’s why she survived.
But this time, he has his horn, and finally has a chance at completing his quest.
The Energizer Bunny walks across the screen.
It’s not a tumor.
Shane doesn’t come back.
Peter doesn’t get with MJ.
Rah’s is Liam Neeson.
The lion is Jesus. Duh.
Orr rides out his own plane crash to safety and freedom. Yossarian lives. Or does he?
Detective Mills is Wrath, John Doe is Envy.
Pedro wins the class presidency.
As far as I know, Atlas Shrugged never ends.
She’s ready for her close-up.
The cabdriver is a coffee pot.
They’ve done just what they set out to do.
It’s HEDLEY.
He can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
They wind up back in the wardrobe.
The kids discover One-Eyed Willy’s treasure and use it buy off the developers.
The teenage son somehow managed to make it to his grandparents even though the aliens should have killed him 20 times over.
Ripley has an alien in her.
Ripley is a clone, is part alien, and shows lesbian tendencies.
It is a spider.
Alanis Morrisett is God.
A cop kills Radio Raheem.
He breaks his glasses.
Wire hangers really set her off.
He kisses her, and she forgets his secret identity.
She does.
They’re the same person.
Everyone gets arrested before they can get to Castle Aaargh.
He misses.
It’s in a crate somewhere in a Government Warehouse in Washington, D.C.
“Let me tell you about the time I almost died…”
They blew it all up!
There’s always hope, as long as Kevin Costner is there to save the day…