Mr. Orange is the spy.
You don’t get to find out what’s in the briefcase.
Turns out the man in the wheelchair isn’t crippled after all.
Jews in Space.
Superman gets his powers back.
The machines rise up and destroy mankind anyway.
The secret code was the nursery rhyme he told his daughter.
He wakes up in the braindead man’s body in Scotland.
It was a far, far better thing he did than ever had he done.
Margaret finally gets her period.
He don’t know how to quit him. Then he dies, and the other one cries.
He loses the case, and the townspeople don’t get their apology.
She wins her case, and the townspeople get lots of money.
Twilight Zone.
He never learned how to read music.
Thanks Biggirl. I remember that one. 
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Anna is at the attick
*The little match girl dies
*The story actually ends
*He becomes Darth Vader
*Gary never get’s to date Karen
*They finally build their house out of bricks
*He gets elected
*And they all lived happily ever after.
I believe we’re also owed a Viking Funeral and Hitler On Ice too, thank you very much. 
“People can lick, too.”
She takes the ribbon off of her neck and her head falls off.
There’s a hook hanging from the car door handle.
He kept on turning on his headlights to scare the knife-wielding maniac in her backseat.
Bill gets Killed.
It’s really rabbit season.
The aliens, who are so much more advanced than humans that they have learned how to not just travel but to transport entire invasion forces at least hundreds of thousands of light years through space and nearly succeed in wiping out human civilization, are stopped at the very last minute, apparently because in the course of preparing said massive invasion their research failed to reveal that:
– they are allergic to air
– they are allergic to water
– they are vulnerable to computer viruses apparently transmissable via RS-232
His Schwartz is bigger, and he gets the girl.
He rides off into the sunset, stops, shoots the rope.
She the evil asteroid, he gets the girl.
He is the last one to step of the field, goes home to a big welcome.
He’s the last one left/standing, Troutman escorts him away.
She kills the evil asteroid… :smack:
Billy Maplewood finally came.
The Judge is actually a cartoon
Even though the good robot us-es defeat the bad robot us-es, their band still sucks, so they go back in time and practice intensely before finally rocking out.
He leaves the mustache on.
The cavemen died out. Earth was colonized by telephone sanitizers.
He leaves her and she throws herself under a train.
He’s actually a member of the Thought Police.
In the end, God wins.
Mama socked it to the Harper Valley P.T.A.
Reader, she married him.
The Bandit outwitted the Sheriff.
The sun came up and he spontaneously dessicated.