I am not insane. And I am not alone. I made my apologies up front.
NO it’s not okay to chatter away inanely while you grocery shop. Everyone within ear shot doesn’t want to hear it, okay? And yes, they all think you’re an attention whore who is so into themselves they could be arsed that anyone doesn’t want to listen to their every conversation. It makes you sound like a 15 yr old girl and it makes you look like an ass. People around think you are too insecure to be with your own self for even 15 mins while you shop.
Look, I said it again.
You want me to believe that you don’t have a moment to yourself that you can call friends, you’re so very busy you must utilize this time to catch up with friends. I know that’s what you tell yourself. Well, no one buys it, okay.
This is how it actually makes you appear. This is the way a boatload of us see you, when you do this, like it or not. I’m not saying you should do anything other than whatever pleases little old precious you.
People with tattoos covering their every appendage and body piercings by the dozen fall into the same category. I’m not trying to change anybody. Do what you gotta do.
But please don’t act surprised that some choices, behavours, outfits come with baggage attached. Right or wrong.
And, yes, I understand that you have to call from the bus if it’s been delayed in highway traffic, call from the grocery to see which brand of whatever it was, and, it should go without saying that emergencies are a clear given. I’m not talking about that.
I’m talking about the college student across the street who insists on conducting her every conversation out on her porch. Nothing I enjoy more while gardening or housepainting than listening to your sophomoric drivel.
It’s the summer, people’s windows are open, you’re louder than you think. We don’t want to hear all about who you think is hot in Psych 101. All afternoon, with each of your friends. The boy who used to live there actually broke up with his girlfriend back home standing on the front lawn. The entire neighbourhood had to hear it. Bleck.
Spare us all, there’s many quiet spots a few yards from you, where you could have some privacy and, much more importantly we could all be spared being a party to your daily stuff.
That’s my opinion and I’m sticking to it.