OK, so now the Order is reconnected with all members present and accounted for with a commanded kobold in the offing?
Right?
Right! And while they expect to encounter the Linear Guild, what they don’t know is that the Linear Guild isn’t just Nale and Sabine at the moment but also includes Zz’dtri, Tarquin, Malack, and the kobald administrative assistant. And what nobody knows unless Hinjo gets word from Niu about the phylactery and passes that on to the OotS is that Xykon and Recloak are on the move and heading (after dropping off the fake phylactery on the Astral Plane) to Girard’s Gate as well.
I could be wrong, but I’m guessing things are about to get really, really exciting.
Although not yet ultimate. Not to forget, there’s one more gate out there besides Girard’s.
You ALSO want to give it to someone who is more likely to deal damage to opponents than to the group itself. Advantage: Roy.
Although disappointing, I think it would also be hilarious if the story wrapped up at this gate because nobody would be expecting it.
How long does V’s domination of the kobold last?
One day per level, I think.
The 2-hander actually gets a big advantage over the 2-weapon fighter when it comes to hordes of chaff: power attack+great cleave. Or power attack+whirlwind attack. Chops gobs but good. Even better if you’re using a polearm !
The only real advantage of 2 weapon fighting is that you can stack enchantments on both weapons when you’re really loaded, and can get marginally higher AC through 2 weapon defence. But since AC typically matters fuck all by the time you grab 2 weapon defence…
Mostly TWF is cool for classes who can’t use shields and are going to have high dex anyway like rogues, arcane tricksters, bards, etc… Dual wielding kama, shuriken or quarterstaff monks can also get pretty ridiculous since the extra attacks stack with those from Flurry of Blows.
But like you say, for rangers it’s basically an idiot trap meant for Drizzt wannabes.
It can also trap old-timers. Back in 2nd edition, all rangers got two-weapon fighting (it wasn’t a choice), and it meant that you could get twice as many attacks, with full-sized weapons, at no penalty. Someone who remembers those old days might not realize just how nerfed it is in 3rd edition.
I think it was introduced in Overpowered Arcana back in first edition, so people could be like Moonglum in the old Deities and Demigods.
In any case: thoroughly munchkinized.
True dat! Ah, for the glory days when my ranger could kiss some serious drow butt.
Kiss?
He’s probably talking about Eclavdra. 
New strip, and a reference to one of my favorite books :D.
Yes, Heteronyms with Divergent Pronunciations is one of my favorites, too.
Question : Fly doesn’t work because of the wind.
What about wind walk
Good question. The SRD says the spell can generate a 60mph wind to help propel you. I’d probably rule that any wind effect stronger than that would blow you off course, like the winds did to V in today’s comic.
Durkon says the desert winds are too strong. Since the canyon is even windier, it presumably wouldn’t work there, either.
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Because I have no money. 
I would love to get all the books & PDF stories.
I don’t play D&D, but I still enjoy the story (and other webcomics base around D&D), so I don’t always get some of the jokes and such, like today’s comic; what did the **no signal **mean when Durkon tried to cast “find tha path”? ( I get the cellphone part but beyond that I’m not sure).
While I’m here, what is the Dim Sun Story about? Rich says:
Also, has anyone ever done more realistic drawings of the cast? Fan art or something?
Thanks
There’s not much beyond that. Find the Path is a divination spell that tells you how to most easily reach your destination. Girard has apparently blocked divination spells in the canyon.
One of the more popular settings released for D&D was the Dark Sun campaign. It was a post-apocalyptic fantasy world, where reckless magic users had devastated the planet, leaving it covered in endless deserts filled with undead and twisted mutations, with a few cities ruled by the surviving evil arch wizards.
It was a very 90s roleplaying game.