Order of the Stick - Book 5 Discussion Thread

OOTS is v4, I believe, and Durkon can be swayed from his alignment sometimes. And that’s probably not even dwarven beer.

If Durkon wanted to really work on human/dwarven relations, he should have started a pub, and sold dwarven ale to humans. That would have made most humans feel much more kindly towards dwarves. And if a customer got too drunk, just Neutralize Poison on them.

I used to have a pinback button that said “When the GM smiles, it’s already too late.” But yeah, this is going to get a lot more messy before things work out. Or at least, that’s what I hope.

It’s not. The most recent proof is chapter 733, in which Durkon says that he prepared four Sending spells.

I’m pretty sure this T-shirtis canonical, too.

(See also his May 20 2008 post in “News”).

Or just check out the very first comic; “I believe we are being converted to the new 3.5 edition.”

Sure, the gladiatorial games won’t actually be that easy, but then, neither would the jailbreak, if they’d gone that route.

The party is at least level 11. They should carve through the other gladiators like a hot chainsaw through butter.

14 or 15, currently. But the fact that they’d carve through ordinary gladiators that easily guarantees that whatever they end up against won’t be just ordinary gladiators. If it were, it’d be boring.

New Strip!

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0742.html

Kill me now. [As in death by double-entendre puns]

Does “washing behind the ears” refer to exceptionally enthusiastic “lunch at the Y?” :smiley:

That was my guess. At least he didn’t make a joke about big ear lobes…

Was waiting for Burlew to bring out the punch line to the Tarquin/Amun-Zora conversation: Tarquin never said whose side the dragoons would join, did he, only that they would join the battle tomorrow. Guess we’ll see it in a future strip. Thankfully, they’re coming a lot faster than they did last year.

Serious question. With Burlew’s noted significant health issues, has he storyboarded the entire plot of OOTS to somewhere, in case he keels over before this whole thing ends? At least tell me he’s left notes somewhere as to: What the Snarl is, who the MITD is, who gets Belkar in the end, etc…

I understand he asked George R.R. Martin to finish it.

I understand that he’s said that his condition is not life-threatening, nor likely to incapacitate him permanently.

Good point, Gray Ghost. The Empire of Tears probably would be a more valuable ally than a single Free City. But of course, he can’t come out and say that until after he’s gotten his primate cleansed.

You…are an evil, evil person.

Or spanked.

743 up!

Special diet…hmmm…

I bet that he doesn’t drink…wine.

So… who did Haley worship before her, er, “conversion”?

Someone on the OOTS forum mentioned Banjo. And others pointed out the lack of black speech bubbles and this stroll past sunlit arches, which pretty much rules out my dietary theory.

Took a while, but we have 744.

“Oof, this is going to repeat on me later”…snerk.