A man walks in to a bar, and joins a group of friends who are talking about the events of the work week. The bartender spots him, and brings a pint of his regular brew… oh wait that’s me!!
??? There are bars in Amman but they must be Christian owned and operated. Apparently, they serve both Christian and Muslim men but women in hijab are turned away.
Perhaps, it should read “A female muslim bartender walks into Amman?”
Yeah, I know. Short of Mecca itself I think there are probably bars in just about every city in Arab nations. Just exaggeration for the sake of the joke.
Maybe I should have done “Al Abbar walks into Amman…”
Perhapse “repeatedly” instead?
Perhaps “And LIKES IT!” instead?
The Playmate of the Month walks in bare.
A law student walks into a bar and says, “Hey, bartender, give one of everything you’ve got!”
“Rough day?”, the barman asked.
“Nah,” says the student. “I just remembered I have an exam tomorrow, and now I have to cram for it.”
No, I think WhiteSIFL’s right. It should just be: “A masochist walks into a bar.” Everybody already knows the “Ouch!” joke, so it works.
The NSA walks into a bar…
and then just sits in dark corner and listens.
Wow! Many more than I expected. Now we separate the wheat from the chaff: In no particular order, give us the post numbers of what you consider to be the top three contenders. If that post has more than one joke, please indicate which one.
My top three are 17, 23, and 58.
Got room for another?
The aspiring political candidate enters the bar-and-grill and heads over to the deli section.
“I’d like a head cheese sandwich,” he says to the young lady at the counter.
“Sure thing, Mr. Weiner. Open-faced, I take it?”
He quips: “Click. Send.”
I’d go with 30, 36 and 57.
A very aged cloistered Sister decided to go into the bar, still waring a habit, and orders a drink.
The bartender is at first shy about saying anything, but finally asks her what her story is.
“Y’know, we don’t get many people like you in here, even retired ones.”
“Well, sir, you’ve heard of bucket lists. This is one thing I’ve decided to do before I die.”
“I see… But why did you pick this place?”
“Oh, I figured if it were to be a sin, I may as well go for the best. You have a great reputation.”
The bartender was very pleased. “Really? What did you hear about us?”
"Oh, everybody raved and said that you were the best in the city…
BAR NONE!"
23, 32, 36
A Bear walks into a Bar and says to the barman.
“I’d like a beer…
…and a bag of crisps, Please”
Barman replier: “Sure thing, but why the large pause?”
Nicolas Cage and John Travolta walk into a bar. The bartender asks: “Why the wrong face?”
A stripper walks into a bar wearing only her panties. The bartender asks: “Why the thong lace?”
A man is looking for a bar in Amsterdam and walks into a coffee shop by mistake. He asks the bartender: “Why the bong haze?”
A group of British women walk into a French bar. The bartender asked “Pourquoi les Anglaise?”
17, 21, 23
I assume we can vote for our own.
Of course.
So these two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the second…
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A man walks into a bar and says “can I trade this jumble of thread for a drink?” The bartender says “Frayed Knot”.