Over that last few weeks both our cats have gotten brochures for Trailmanors and T@Bs respectively. I find this very odd. Has anyone else’s pets gotten unexplained people-mail? A few years ago my late dachshund somehow registered to vote (though he never got called for jury duty, that would have been fun).
I tried to get my parrot a credit card but he was turned down even though I listed his assets as $200 grand in peanuts.
I’m not an animal (well, yes, but of the clothes-wearing kind), but I must be part of the Democrats’ demographic target. I got several voters registration cards from them when I lived in the US.
Why, sure, I’d love to vote - but it isn’t open to foreigners. Oopsies! Can I still give you my opinion, which you guys asked for? No? Awwww, pity, cos I sure do pay taxes!
My cat got a credit card application … too bad it wasn’t “pre-approved”
My dog gets the occasional postcard from 1-800-PETMEDS or whoever it is I get the anti-worm and flea pills from. That’s perfectly understandable, if just a smidge too cute for my tastes, but sooner or later, the mailing list will get sold, and she’ll be getting pre-approved mortgage refi offers.
Too bad he wasn’t approved . It doesn’t look like he would lose the farm buying Nytol tm 