The Hamburgler, Public Enemy #1, has been busted, or so I assume.
http://www.keynoter.com/articles/2005/02/23/news/news03.txt
Now that this menace is out of the way, we can start looking for bin Ladin. :rolleyes: 
Apparently the police officer is not “lovin’ it.”
“Please look at my Medic Alert bracelet…”
Is the Grapist still loose, or have police captured him as well?
I look forward to seeing him standing on a box with a hood over his face and his genitals poised for a hearty dipping in the fry vat.
Robble Robble Robble
Perhaps the officer quiere Taco Bell.
Wow, bribing with McDonalds food is a felony. Is that because they consider it a physical threat?
Two Middle-Eastern men threaten to blow up Pentagon after disappointed McDonald’s meal.
Presumably, the Hamburglar has escaped and is now in cahoots with bin Laden.