I would have stayed longer, but the bouncers escorted me out and told me not to come back.
Racer72’s career has gone into something of a tailspin after being fired by the Porsche factory team, an event that occurred immediately after he triumphantly pulled into the pits upon completing what he thought was the 23 hours of Le Mans.
El_Kabong secretly worships Steve Urkel. He has a shrine made of extra sharp cheddar in the walk-in freezer of his garage.
Sampiro and hocow are actually the same person, but in two different frames of reference. (Due to relativity theory, both frames of reference are the “correct” frame, and so this does not violate the one-account-per-person board rule.)
Scuba_Ben saves his toenail clippings. He puts each one into a little envelope then dates it and gives them doper names. His current favorite is one called FairyChatMom that he has been carrying on an illicit relationship with behind Sampiro’s back. hocow and El_Kabong have threatened Cartooniverse with the nail file.
Scuba_Ben hopes to develop this into a new reality tv show.
rayh meticulously empties his vacuum cleaner bag, and sorts the contents by type. Common household dust gets thrown away, pet fur is saved and is being made into a giant ball.
Mr Bus Guy actually has such a severe phobia of motor vehicles of all kinds that he is developing a computerized transit system that will let him teleport from computer to computer, so long as it has an 800 MHz system bus chip.
Barbarian destroyed 32% of all lost films over the course of one afternoon.
Governor Quinn STOLE MY COUCH!
A couch that Regallag_The_Axe had previously stolen (while drunk) from a blind nun who runs an orphanage.
Lord Il Palazzo told me that it belonged to a were-wolf orc who ate kittens. Also he was snorting powdered 'shrooms.
Which I got from Regallag_The_Axe in exchange for a king-sized tube of Preparation H and an old pair of dentures.
Lord Il Palazzo is that seventh dentist who recommended eating sugar by the bowlful.
It is a little known fact that the children’s cartoon Spongebob Squarepants is actually based on Elendil’s Heir’s semi-autobiographical novel I Was a Teenage Poriferan.
**Lord Il Palazzo ** wears a bone in his beard and dyes his eyelashes hot pink.
threnodyangelfire has been reincarnated 671, 463, 498 times. Most of those lives were as a tapeworm.
Barbarian’s sanity was shattered in 1994 when he was the victim of a cruel prank carried out by a roving band of Young Republicans. Since then, Barbarian has existed in a catatonic state in the Beatrix Potter Home for the Harmlessly Insane. Even as you read this, Barbarian is hallucinating that he is participating in a SDMB MPSIMS thread.
Every time she hears a bell ring, CairoCarol is overcome by an irresistible urge to smash a Precious Moments figurine with a sledge hammer. This is unfortunate, because CairoCarol has always dreamt of becoming the worlds leading seller of bells, sledge hammers and Precious Moments figurines.
Lord Il Palazzo is the bastard son of one of the Monkees by one of the women of Hee-Haw, but he doesn’t know which Monkee or which Hee-Haw woman and DNA testing is inconclusive.
**Sampiro ** lives solely on brown m&ms because he thinks brown is the most misunderstood colour in the world.
threnodyangelfire commandeered an orphanage in Russia and is using the children as slave labor for his diabolical world domination plot. I don’t want to get into the messy details, but believe you me, without those kids he wouldn’t even be able to conquer afternoon tea.