Yeah, well I defy you to tell the difference between instant and fresh ground boiled water in a taste taste!
MrBusGuy is the author of that well-known children’s song The Wheels On The Bus.
**Swampbear ** stutters – but only in writing. He doesn’t stutter *at all * when he’s wearing any combination of Barbie’s underwear from Victoria’s Secret.
Br’er Lapin is secretly a superheroine – her superpower being the power of invisibility!
*Br’er Lapin is compelled to read the future using pig entrails.
Regallag_The _Axe has furtive, unsavory means of self-pleasuring that involve Windex and a Rubik’s cube.
CairoCarol spearheaded the movement in linguistic circles to change " canchre " to "canker ".
Cartooniverse had nothing to do with it.
George Kaplin owes me $47.93 for support hose and cheez whiz. I didn’t ask and he didn’t tell…
George Kaplin is the head of a Druidic cult bent on replacing the British monarchy with a fluffy bunny.
VunderBob is a collective of symbiotic organisms that eat only facial hair.
Regalleg The Axe is watching you read this.
Mr Bus Guy has had over 50,000 sexual partners!
Arien has had over 50,000 sexual partners!
Do gerbils count?
Rayh was once a professional hooker. Bob barker was her pimp.
pbbth’s hobby is changing oil - from one person’s car to another - in the middle of the night - using a siphon and an empty Sunny Delight bottle.
FairyChatMom is such a fanatical Doper that she forced her husband and daughter to move 2,700 miles just so they could say they live near Cecil County.
The photos don’t lie. 
Cartooniverse did not edit his last post today at 7:58 PM.
El Kabong once visited the Marianas Trench. For 20 minutes. In 1960.
racer72 is a professional Pinewood Derby race car driver.
Scuba Ben got his username from an incident involving a snorkel and titty-bars. I’d give you more details but you really don’t want them.