CaerieD suffered intestinal burns from an unfortunate incident lighting farts.
**VunderBob ** has a birthmark shaped like **Cartooniverse ** that spans his left shoulderblade. That’s why he always wears a cape at the pool - he’s very self-conscious about it, you know…
Fairy Chat Mom contracted a rare disease at age six, and ever since, has been unable to correctly pronounce the word “somnambulist.”
Spoons goes around the neighborhood switching the collars on pets he sees. He especially delights in switching cat collars to dogs. If the collar won’t fit he switches the tags.
SnakesCatLady is the reincarnated manifestation of the ancient egyptian queen Ankhesenamun who introduced the cobra as part of the royal crown, and who also started the religious worship of cats as sacred animals.
Today she is the owner of the largest collection of cat mummies in the world.
Kotick comes from a long line of Yeti. He is passing in society, but we have found out the truth.
You know the alien landing at Roswell? featherlou.
rayh has a rare condition that makes him believe he is a bird. He regurgitates his food for others, he bathes in a pile of dust and is often found with one ear cocked to the ground listening for worms. After his first attempt at flight, his relatives had the tips of his fingers clipped off. Lucky for him, he types with his nose anyway.
(er uhm…also, it is not sure whether rayh is a man or a woman bird)
ZipperJJ is the world’s leading expert on the mating habits of the preying mantis.
VunderBob’s opinion about who should be allowed to have sex changes year to year, and the rule is always that it’s people one year older the him.
5-4-fighting has a small fire hydrant sticking out of his chest. When asked about it he is legally obligated to cut down a tree using a saw made human bones and teeth.
Regallag_The_Axe has been studying for the past five years to become the first person in his family to graduate from sixth grade.
SwampBear has aspirations of becoming a Tibetan Buddhist monk, and has personally met the Dalai Lama.
VunderBob has the largest known collection of Barbie Doll underwear in the world.
All taken from swampbear’s closet.
rayh’s first name is Fayh.
And now I have nothin’ to wear!
Cartooniverse is studying to be Jack Chick’s replacement.
Oh shit.
I mean… um. Wow. I’m bereft. Where does one go from there? :dubious:
<----laughing.
swampbear has been doing nocturnal experiments in the southern Georgia swamps related to methane gas and radiotopographical scans of stars in the Crab Nebula.
These experiments are funded by those small coffee cans you see at the Quick-E-Marts next to the chocolate covered jelly circles and the cigarette lighters shaped like .45’s. You only think you are donating to a local worthy cause !!
Cartooniverse was a kicker for the New York Jets from 1976-1978, until he suffered a horrible leg injury after slipping on a green bell pepper in a supermarket.
swampbear has 37 different recipes for boiling water. He insists they are all different and that he can taste the difference between the various types. Beware if he approaches carrying steaming mugs.