It was never proven that Kalhoun was actually the person who terrorized little old ladies in her town by breaking into their houses and leaving obscene needlepoint samplers.
This image is just tickling the hell outta me! “Home Sweet Fuckin’ Home”. Heh-heh.
(sorry gonna have to try again … ignore this)
**Kalhoun ** believes that Nutter Butter cookies are all the proof we need of the existence of God.
swampbear and **CairoCarol ** performed in the 60s and had multiple #1 songs played on the radio. Unfortunately, poor choices in footwear lead to arguments and the eventual dissolution of the act. They blame each other to this day, and neither will even say “green socks” out loud.
Well, I told CairoCarol repeatedly that green socks are a fashion fox paw with open toed shoes but would she listen? NOOOOOOOO she would not!
FairyChatMom is secretly planning to saturate the East Coast ceramics market with mulit-colored salt and pepper shakers and cream pitchers shaped like cellphones.
**Swampbear ** became vengeful and hurled her drug paraphernalia across the room at me when I very politely lectured her on the proper spelling of “faux pas.”
CairoCarol has gained much notoriety around Cairo, IL for repeatedly showing up at the bus station in a terrycloth bathrobe and flip-flops, and loudly demanding to be taken to the pyramids.
El_Kabong still enjoys wearing a diaper under his clothes, especially when he goes to the local mall to watch the teen age girls.
racer72 is the father of Britney Spears’ baby. K-Fed is keeping his mouth shut with monthly payments and semi-annual serenedes of Frank Sinatra classics.
Hocow’s middle name is “Lee.” He grew up with Harry Caray and showed up at every game, but was forever forgetting where his seat was. Occasionally, Harry would spot him roaming around in the crowd and yell to him. Now you know the rest of the story.
Kalhoun is me in a frock. Her/my husband is unaware that he’s married to a bloke.
According to Internet sources who are of course beyond reproach, Kal has offered college students $ 2,000.00 to register with the Straight Dope using the name "houn, just to mess with Kalhoun’s head by triple posting after her in threads.
Cartooniverse
( who is veerrry tempted to change his sig line to, " Home Sweet Fuckin’ Home " 
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Cartooniverse is Kal’s husband. And also Kalhoun’s.
Just don’t ask.
rayh secretly enjoys the very idea that monkeys in leiderhosen can also be taught to sing Klingon drinking songs. Not so secretly, rayh is developing a computer game to simulate just that.
Shecky is physically unable to ride a ferris wheel unless wearing a Panama hat, a sequinned tube top, and white go-go boots. The kilt is optional.
FairyChatMom is busily planning her daughter’s wedding to the Sultan of Antarctica.
VunderBob] has prehensile toes and makes a living knitting naked for tips, using only his feet.
You need to narrow that down a bit. You’ve described several hundred Dopers.
InvisibleWombat has spent the past fifteen years in bed.