RickJay breaks into retirement homes and replaces the various medicines with Enzyte and Skittles. He’s also been known to put whoopie cushions on random wheelchairs.
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FairyChatMom has the ability to control sea creatures. She has a little whip and chair just for that purpose.
Sierra Indigo’s dad was the hillbilly in Deliverance.
Don’t fight the hypothetical’s Dad was the canoe in Deliverance.
**Bosda ** is blowing smoke here - he doesn’t know anything about Deliverance. He can’t even *spell * Deliverance!
Once, while driving to work, FairyChatMom spontaneously broke into a song so piercing and lovely that the heavenly choirs themselves couldn’t rival it and all fighting in hell ceased for those brief moments. It would even have made Chuck Norris cry, if he had been there (thereby releasing the cure for cancer). She has been unable to repeat her performance since; however the melody haunts her dreams and on those mornings she wakes up with tears in her eyes without knowing exactly why.
Most people don’t know it, but Arien is the lead singer of Bettie Serveert. She stopped telling people after the 500th guy offered to be “a lover she doesn’t have to love.” Bright Eyes even sent her an e-mailed request to fill the position after being impressed by her cover of his song. He claims she didn’t decline and she’s not telling.
Dan Brown’s next book is going to be about elfkin477’s life. Rumor has it this will include a complicated reincarnation plot that can only be decoded by singing Amazing Grace in Cherokee. Backwards.
CaerieD reuses old tissues only twice before discarding.
swampbear uses both sides of the toilet paper.
rayh carefully combs the loose fur from gerbils, which is then woven by Tibetian monks into fine cloth to be used to clean rahy’s glasses. It leaves streaks and loose hairs.
SnakesCatLady actually intended to capitalize the second ‘S’, rather than the ‘C’, when she signed up for the boards. Whether she was referring to reptilian fecal matter or simply wishes for them to go away remains unclear.
El Kabong is a fine one to talk about reptilian fecal matter, considering his sordid past. But alas! I am at a disadvantage, because I swore to him I would not reveal the real reason he spent all those years in prison, so I cannot tell you anything at all about that.
Siam Sam is a fine one to have sworn to El_Kabong that he would never reveal the real reason Kabong rotted in prison, considering Siam Sam is a lactose intollerant Iguana who secretly takes his coffee with extra creme.
Bootis was Brutus’ younger brother and the unknown 4th conspirator in Caesar’s assassination. After the killing he lost his nerve and fled to Siberia where-in he fell into a glacier. Thawed after roughly 2000 years, he now lives freely as a result of the statute of limitations act.
Autolycus once kicked an employee to death for stammering during a conference call.
Beware of Doug does Kim Jong-il’s hair.
pool does not emit body odour. Instead he emits pulses of blinding light which frighten women, repulse small animals, and bruise fruit.
George Kaplin wets his pants if he’s within 3 kilometers of Victoria Station.
MerryMagdalen is a meter maid who has a binder full of copies of tickets written against celebrities. She sells them on Ebay.