chowder collects old plastic baggies and decoupages them to give as wedding presents.
glhoule wants a decoupaged old plastic baggie and is desparately trying to get married.
swampbear took his mom to the prom and got lucky.
Potato Pancakes sexual prowess in college was never anything to brag about. Hence his nickname, … FlapJacks.
Duckster has nevered mastered the art of playing with a Slinky. Instead he wears them as ankle bracelets.
swampbear is a handsome, well-adjusted and thoroughly charming individual.
Malacandra finds it increasingly difficult to read, be it books, magazines, newspapers or the web, since the length of his nose increases by several millimeters every time he posts to a particular thread on the SDMB. At his current post publishing rate, he will be able to enter the 2008 Summer Olympics as a pole vaulter with no need to carry his own pole. However, he will need to secure sponsorship from Kimberly-Clark with any chance to win.
That is not a lie!
Duckster posts so much because another party of his body increases with every post. He also sends a lot of spam on that subject.
Annie-Xmas invented clown porn.
Rayh was listed in the credits of the first Star Wars movie as the third droid on the left, but he was really the lead singer in the Cantina.
InvisibleWombat is only invisible after eating Four and Twenty meat pies, along with a VB chaser. The ensuing Green Cloud has been classified as toxic waste.
Duckster has memorized all of Shakespeare’s sonnets in Klingon.
What do the deaths of 60s TV icons Bob “Gilligan” Denver, Pat “Mr. Haney” Buttram, Ken "Festus " Curtis, Irene Granny Ryan, Don “Barney Fife” Knotts, and Dan “Hoss Cartwright” Blocker all have in common? Just one thing- Swampbear’s bed.
And recently he’s been hanging around Bernie Kopell and Max Baer a whole lot.
Sampiro writes all George Bush’s speeches, then removes anything remotely interesting or funny before giving them to him.
rayh once had to go to the ER after trying to speed read braille.
hocow takes the bags of grass clippings the neighbors have put out for collection and makes salads from them.
SnakesCatLady is actually a fat, sweaty albino man who likes to feed kittens to girl snakes while masturbating, thus the name.
Der Trihs was voted Most Likely To End Up On Skid Row by his entire high school senior class.
Unlike swampbear who did end up on skid row.
rayh likes the taste of baby pandas.
hocow devoutly believes that chocolate is a gateway drug.