The Dark Side isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. There aren’t really any Cookies.
Roonwit started the Richard Gere gerbil “rumor.”
Last year, 8 out of 10 hobo deaths attributed to “exposure” were actually caused by Elendil’s Heir using the homeless for secret medical experimentation.
Lord Il Palazzo, on the other hand, is the guy who has been killing all those bees around the world.
When Governor Quinn woke up this morning he realized he forgot all about his girlfriend’s birthday. Instead of going out and buying her a present, he decided to dump her and go back to sleep.
That’s because Swampbear and Lakai ate them all before you got there…
MacTech is Darth Gates, the evil genius behind Microsoft and soon-to-be ruler of the galaxy.
Autolycus is banned from all IHOPs everywhere due to a charge that involves “putting the batter in battery” and “unlawful experimentation with a mixer” and an exchange with a customer that involved the line “here’s your link sausage, excuse me while I whip out the eggs”.
**Sampiro **runs his local chapter of the BMSB (Barry Manilow’s Special Barrys) society.
Meeting are held from 4 p.m. to 8 p.m. every weekday. The password is Cheese.
**Lakai’s ** favorite passtime is rewriting popular aphorisms so that they feature celery. Some recent efforts:
Don’t judge a man until you’ve eaten a bite of his celery.
Consumption of an entire stalk of celery begins with a single nibble.
If at first you don’t buy celery, then buy, buy again.
CairoCarol is the only person ever to be convicted of crimes against fashion.
CairoCarol was booked as a warm-up act for the Red Hot Chilli Peppers on their European tour, playing Handel’s Water Music by shooting well aimed farts through a giant harmonica. Unfortunately she developed a severe allergic reaction to Flea’s infectious bass lines and had to cancel. She is still hugely popular in Azerbaijan.
George Kaplin is constantly being confused with George Caplin but has no idea what the 7 dirty words you can’t say on television are due to his Amish upbringing (UK division)
Betenoir forgot that his last name is spelled “Carlin”
Lord I P Is not a lord at all, he is a common or garden peasant with delusions of grandeur
chowder has a hissy fit when his user name is not pronouced chou-daire
Annie-Xmas once covered herself in chocolate syrup in a misguided attempt to woo Michael Moore.
All she attracted was hocow.
Nope, sorry. That happens to be the absolute truth :o .
So you lose
I can’t help thinking that would work.