Outrageous lies about the previous poster.

Autocylus was the inspiration for George A. Romero’s Night of the Living Dead.

rayh is completely incapable of of selecting an outfit that look good together. He is currently wearing a lime green sweater and orange bicycle shorts.

Lord Il Palazzo cheats at computer strip poker, and still loses.

rayh frequents gents toilets, mostly at night. He dresses in a rather fetching purple Tu-Tu which is complimented by pink Wellington boots

chowder knows this because he is one of rayh’s biggest clients.

**hocow ** has been sneaking into my house and switching the towels between the master bath and the guest bath, then switches them back before I get home.

FairyChatMom spent her formative years planting concentric circles of dried cow patties in the immense clearing next to the farmhouse where she was born. As the seasons passed and the years rolled by, the grass always grew greener and more robustly in those places.

She was 29 when she realized the article she’d been inspired by wasn’t entitled " The Mysterious Power of Crap Circles".

This information is in her file.

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Cartooniverse is, as should be obvious, a products of Warner Brothers (a division of Acme Inc.)

In as-yet-unexplained circumstances, betenoir was caught cheating at poker in Bugsy Siegel’s Flamingo Casino at a high-stakes game attended by a young and unknown Fidel Castro, Stew Raffill, and Joseph Force Crater. When Judge Crater yelled that he was running the game, betenoir shot him and asked the others at the table who was running the game now.

His name also became inspiration for the Wesley Snipes line “Always bet on black!”

Wevets’ lisp was caused by grossly misunderstanding how his girlfriend’s skillets should be used.

TokyoPlayer has a tattoo of Olive Oyl in a very risque pose on his left butt cheek.

hocow is really Lord Lucan.

Governor Quinn is secretly the love child of Quinn, Medicine Woman and (former) California GovernorPete Wilson.

fetus was rejected from joining the Monkees

I’d have closed this thread instead of the other game threads. What the point of this one please.

Zuma sees the humor in everything.

:smiley:

CairoCarol owns a one-eyed, three-legged pug named Assassin.

Hocow knows where both Judge Crater and Jimmy Hoffa are buried, because he put them there.

Elendil’s Hair is the real-life inspiration for James Caan.

Whenever George Kaplin has to wear formal clothing, underneath it he wears an “itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini”