Annie-Xmas doesn’t make Kool-Aid because she is unable to figure out how to get two quarts of water into that tiny foil package without spilling.
Duckster’s dream in life is to ride nekkid on the wing of a 747 from San Francisco to Sioux Falls, South Dakota.
*swampbear ** is dying to tell everybody the color of his anus.
- Definitely not a gay joke.
5-4-Fighting is a gastroenterology researcher’s dream specimen, as he has no anus at all.
Elendil’s Heir has a can named Arwyn.
Elendil’s Heir has a can named Arwyn.
Everything Cartooniverse does repeats on him. 
Swampbear is Chuck Noriss’ only weakness.
As a child, Autolycus was mean to the local crotchety old woman living up on the hill. That woman turned out to be the local witch (Witches & Warlocks Local #1600). She cast a spell upon him whereas even today that spell causes him to misspell words at feverish rate. In medical terms, Autolycus suffers from the Norris Conundrum. In school, he was frequently sent to the principal’s office by his writing teachers because the witch’s spell also induced a tic where when caught out misspelling, Autolycus would respond with, “Aw fuck it, and your little dog, too!”
Duckster is 60% hot air by volume.
Lord Il Palazzo subsisted for eight years on a diet of raw rodents. He only changed diets after eating an entire capybara in one sitting.
Hey, that Coolidge thing was just a big misunderstanding!
InvisibleWombat] is Wonder Woman’s pet. Do not feel bad for him though, as he has seen her naked.
Autolycus has a collection of bongs in every color of the rainbow.
ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies is responsible for all the boogers under people’s chairs.
rayh is compelled to number each and every one of the boogers ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies places under people’s chairs.
swampbear is compelled to eat all of them.
hocow flunked pole dancing school. Twice.
All of the boogers that Swampbear eats repeat on him
Cartooniverse starred as Peter Pan and as Helen Keller while in the high school drama club, the weirdest part being it was the same play. He was particularly lauded for the climactic scene where Helen flies through Neverland but saying “If you believe in fairies say zu iu aoiud opau doifuaoiu oiapud iofuhfioja!”, and the swordfight with the tree was a masterpiece of choreography.
Sampiro is in reality, a lesbian born and raised in Iceland. She’s never seen Alabama in her life. She can’t speak English and all her posts are phychic chanells from a 10,000 year old entity named Uxerter.