betenoir refuses to wear anything that is not made of dayglow bright orange polyester.
Swampbear actually knows how porcupines mate.
I would pay good money to see that production.
InvisibleWombat had the winning ticket to a $500,000,000 lottery, but his gerbil ate it.
InvisibleWombat has actually mated with porcupines…successfully
Annie-Xmas collects porcupine porn.
chowder is the world’s largest distributor of porcupine porn.
Yoko Ono was only doing swampbear’s bidding when she broke up the Beatles.
Elendil’s Heir was once an understudy to Marcel Marceau.
M. Marceau told me that swampbear always insisted on talking when he was doing his mime shtick.
I am Elendil’s Heir’s father (see post #684)
InvisibleWombat has eaten over half of all cheesecake ever produced by the human race.
Lord Il Palazzo gives Amway gift baskets as wedding presents.
On the third Thursday of every month, swampbear can be found at a fetish club where everyone wears those stuffed sumo wrestler suits.
ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies ate Duck Duck Goose’s jar of imported kalamata olives and blamed it own DDG’s son.
5-4 Fighting plans to disrupt Jerry Falwell’s funeral by stealing the casket and using it in an amateur production of the first scenes from EVITA.
If he can ever get Sampiro off of it.
rayh is named as sole benefactor in Jerry Falwell’s will. Rev. Falwell was much appreciative of all those nights he was rayh’s special My Little Pony.
swampbear is, unlike the writer of this post, amazed that this thread is still going. The only thing that gives swampbear’s life a shred of meaning is the hope the this thread will get to 1000 posts. In this he bears absolutely no resemblance to the writer of this post who is completely nonchalant about all of it. Also, he eats gravel, was born without a torso and types with the aid of a pencil between his teeth.
George Kaplin started this thread to divert the Teeming Millions’ attention from a breaking sex scandal involving him, the Chicago Bears, their cheerleading squad, the Free Mexican Air Force, bribed night guards at a petting zoo, and a tractor-trailer full of blue leaf cabbages. Likely to work, too: Since I’ve posted it in this thread, nobody will ever believe it.
BrainGlutton is in fact a self-loathing Karl Rove.
ArchiveGuy has the uncanny ability to attract foul balls at baseball games. In his last 5 trips to the ball park, he has been hit by no fewer than 11 foul balls.