That fact was made worse by the fact that Lord Il Palazzo caught the eleventh one and then threw it at GK.
5-4 Fighting is fluent in the mysterious, hidden language of Horseshoe Crabs
MacTech’s first moment of self-pleasuring involved a poster of Dot Warner.
And it was last Thursday.
Sampiro took his first break from self pleasuring since last thursday to write that post
When suffering from insomnia, a not infrequent occurence, Bootis gets to sleep by repeatedly muttering the word “pinniped.”
CairoCarol was a fashion and grooming consultant to the 9-11 hijackers.
Elindil’s Heir is starring in the season finale of Heroes
Shecky is a drop-out from Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters. He is able to keep cereal crispy in milk with the power of his mind.
Lord Il Palazzo likes to dress as a nun and hit young boys acorss the knuckles with a ruler.
**Rayh ** had to drink two cases of zuma in order to be uninhibited enough to post in this thread.
rayh knows this because he was one one of those boys. And has been stalking him seeking revenge ever sicne.
betenoir is great at proofreading.
It wasn’t a heart attack that killed Jerry Falwell. Elendil’s Heir had promised “the head of the Baptist” in exchange for a lap dance and “heart attack” was part 1 of payment. That explains the machete, silver platter, and AAA map of Lynchburg currently in betenoir’s back seat.
52, 53 times now.
Sampiro was that soldier in The Deck of Cards, only his wasn’t religious. It was about a gay bar. And when he says “the Jack or the Knave is the Devil” he had a very strange smile on his face.
Rayh once spent three consecutive weeks trying to learn to breathe underwater, using a toilet, a puffer fish, and increasing smaller diameter straws.
It’s all smoke and mirrors with InvisibleWombat.
Every time a bell rings, Elendil’s Heir sets a hobo on fire.
Lord Il Palazzo was the inspiration for the movie Surf Nazi’s Must Die
Hugh Jass is really Hugh Jackman, slummin’ on the Dope.
Elendil’s Heir controls huge amounts of psychokinetic power, which he primarily uses to keep his razorblades sharp and his pudding from curdling.