photopat refills pudding containers with… well, you don’t want to know what.
Elendil’s Heir washes those pudding cups down with moonshine, on the rocks.
hocow insists on putting his smelly “rocks” into my moonshine, dammit.
Elendil’s Heir and Gilbert Gottfried are one in the same.
swampbear is a product of my imagination. What can I say? I had some bad medication, I’m sorry. Please forgive me.
rayh is the reason there are signs in hotel rooms warning people not to hang clothes from the sprinklers.
Swampbear took the flint out of my Brown Bess and napped it all wrong.
Rodd Hill got kicked out of kindergarten for organizing a game of strip Go Fish.
swampbear randomly defecates on his neighbor’s doorstep.
Well, no. But I love his material. Met him last fall, as a matter of fact - saw his standup act and bought an autographed DVD from him. We look nothing alike.
By the way, did you know that hocow gave navigation tips to Amelia Earhart?
Elendil’s Heir let Rikki get blamed for losing that number.
5-4-Fighting has the world’s largest collection of pubic hair, all stored in heat-sealed baggies in a thermostatically-controlled room.
Malacandra goes to ebay to bid on pubic hair. And is usually the high bidder.
Annie-Xmas holds the world’s record for most tequila worms eaten in a single setting.
swampbear has a two-inch long fingernail on her right pinkie. Some say its a cocaine spoon, but the sad fact is its used to scrape the boogers our of her nose.
Duckster doesn’t echo when he quacks.
Elendil’s Heir does.
rayh assured Princess Diana’s driver that if he went fast enough, he’d be able to outrun the paparazzi.
Elendil’s Heir wrote a children’s book about Princess Di’s death called The Truth About the Light At the End of the Tunnel. It was recalled due to problems with the blood pouch in it’s last pop-up pages.
After the recall, Sampiro sucked every last blood pouch dry.