Elendil’s Heir often reserves Fridays as a Bad Heir Day.
Duckster reserves every day except Friday as a bad hair day. Friday is head shaving day.
Rayh created the Pittsburgh Museum of Used Diapers ™, forever altering the aroma of downtown Pittsburgh, PA.
(some considered it a significant improvement)
That would be HE.
InvisibleWombat often dreams of showin’ up to work in bikini underwear. Except, it’s not a dream as he/she often does just that.
swampbear holds the world’s record for most non-wormed tequila drunk in a single setting, since he was nice enough to drink all that was left in the bottles after I ate the worms because I don’t drink alcohol
Annie X-mas hold the record for most American Idol love notes.
phil417 ruined the careers of both George Clintons.
Governor Quinn had extra arms surgically attached in order to look more like Vishnu.
InvisibleWombat is not invisible at all. In fact, he emits a bioluminescent glow when aroused or frightened by predators. While the latter may seem counterintuitive to a creature’s survival mechanisms, InvisibleWombat’s only natural enemy is the tufted wide-mouth Republican, which is afraid of the light of truth, and by extension, any light in general.
Mindfield has gerrymandered his own lawn.
Elendil’s Heir has been written out of Elendil’s will do to certain indiscretions with a swamp bear and and lumuninous wombart. Now he goes by Murry.
betenoir* n’est pas noir. Mais est un bete*
Annie-Xmas likes to contaminate coffee with urine, including her own.
You haven’t seen my hair. Or my sensen of humour. Or my wolrd view.
Bur Annie Xmas has been to know to turn up as Easter, Thanksgiving, Halloween, and even Memorialday just to fuck with people.
betenoir is the granddaughter of famous tycoon boulenoir, whose Fig Newton empire single-handedly kept the French economy prospering throughout the early 20th century.
Mindfield believes if he eats enough beans and cabbage and uses a match in the right way, he can take off. Like a rocket.
Rayh is secretly in the employ of the CIA. I know this because he communicated with me through the fillings in my teeth.
ivylass keeps forgetting to buy shoe polish at the store. However, she always remembers to buy shoelaces. She now as 10,000 pairs of laces and still no polish.
swampbear claims to be a he but after scraping all those boogers out with a two-inch fingernail, the doctor wasn’t so sure.
Why a duckster? No good reason, at all.