On the other hand, Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor is an opposum
Annie-Xmas is actually the original inventor of the Barbie Doll. Unfortunately, plastic enthusiast assassins traveled through time to steal the idea and sell it to a German doll-maker in the 1950s in order to create a time paradox that would destroy the world. Oddly, it turned out to not make any difference at all.
CaerieD was the set decorator for Arsenic and Old Lace in high school and actually populated the “basement” with real dead bodies. She also asked the prop manager to supply a corpse for the scenes where the dead body was moved to the window seat, then taken to the basement.
5-4 Fighting is in reality a mild-mannered olfactory research technician from Dayton, Ohio. When you subtract 4 from 5 you get 1 Fighting and that, my friends, is the sad but true story of this brilliant scientist’s life.
He also misspent his teenage years sending love notes to his girlfriend using Estes model rockets as the mechanism of delivery.
Cartooniverse has been know fashion small model unicorns out of apple cores and send them to starving children in Botswana who are allergic to apples and deathly afraid of unicorns. For tax reasons, of course.
Aioua is the above poster’s real name; it is actually an alien whose species lacks a tongue, and whose language lacks consonants . . .
AND IT’S RIGHT BEHIND YOU ! !
Der Trihs is actually named after his father, a German/Greek Cypriot living in Morocco. Fluent in six languages, he was able to evade the Vichy Spaniards during the Spanish Interrogation (a milder form of the Inquisition) and eventually wound up as a Lieutenant in the Singaporan National Guards.
Tripler
And yet, he still finds the time to Dope.
Tripler spent all his summers as a youth at a special day camp for chronic toenail biters.
Edited cuz Tripler beat me to Der Trihs.
swampbear is actually a bear living in a swamp. He posts through magic.
Autolycus is a brand of vaccuum cleaners, much favored by Car Washes for their durability.
The character of John Rambo was based on Bosda, though the events portrayed in the original movie, First Blood, were altered slightly from reality.
Instead of being a Vietnam veteran, fighting back against bullying police officers, Bosda was a boy scout who went mildly berserk after eating a dodgy mushroom.
He did really take out all those National Guards though.
Are you saying I suck? Have at ye!
Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor is a Polynesian hermaphroditic midget who lives off of Gallo box wine and the hearts of virgin goats. He has eighteen toes and has names for each one. He once found empiricial proof for the existence of God but lost it in the Mariana trench.
Scones flee in fear when they see **Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor ** heading for the table. If they can’t get away in time they turn into papaya – which fruit Bosda can’t see before noon.
Autolycus is actually a persona created by laboratory mice in order to conduct psychological experiments on the Dope. Thus far, the experiments have been dismal failures.
Bosda Di’Chi of Tircor spends hours in the small of night watching television and writing down each product he can identify.
Including the commercials.
He daily mails these lists to the Library of Congress under an assumed name.
SnakesCatLady likes cats and has nine of them living in her garage. 
SnakesCatLady is, in fact, a mutant hybrid of a boa constrictor and a Maine coon cat. This is a source of great frustration, since she has the constant desire to wrap herself around her own neck and devour herself alive.
OBJECTION!
None of this is a lie.
Arien once bitch-slapped Richard Nixon, then tied his tie up around his head like bunny ears.
KneadToKnow knew there were 2 pages.