I was reading the wiki article on balding and it had a picture of this guy:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Story_Musgrave
Good lord man, is there anything this guy can’t do? Imagine meeting this guy at a social function.
“So what do you do?”
“Oh I’m an astronaut, and a doctor, and a pilot.” “What about you?”
“uhhhh…”
Yeah, well…I have double jointed thumbs!
Yeah, but can he make CSS style sheets for web pages that work without modification on Safari, Firefox, IE 6 AND IE 7? Thought not. Fail.
Seriously, I wonder how many women turned him down romantically just because he’s bald. You’re a shallow lot, women, aren’t you? 
I am highly versatile. There is pretty much nothing I cannot do.
Looks like nobody told him that mathematicians aren’t allowed to be hot.
I’m going to rephrase:
Anything you suggest, odds are I can’t do it. That’s why I’m so versatile.
Edit for typo
Nope. Turned him down 'cause he’s a HE!
(Yup, shallow that way! 
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You can’t even get a post right!
ha HA!
I have known two people (both men) who are MD’s and JD’s. Both are assholes who are alienated from their own families. They are both narcissists, IMO.