Overheard (or simply heard) sentences that gave you pause

It’s also an old saying and the title of at least one country song.

Unlucky, though. He would get presents on only one day each year.

“Man, it’s as hot as a seive today.”

Overheard at a restaurant in Vancouver:
Male speaker, stroking his chin: “I have to shave every other day. When the alarms go off at work I have to be able to get the gas mask on before the poison gas comes out.”

My friend leaned over to me and whispered, “Where does he work?!?!”