Ow, My Hangover, Or How We Became Catholic: An MMP

Howdy, it’s a warm wet Wednesday. The District Manager chewed me out because some of my fellow managers are incompetent. It definitely will be job hunting time after my July vacation. I took my comforter to the laundromat on the way home. I checked out the pet store next door. There were two mice running in opposite directions on a wheel, and going nowhere. It was a little rodent metaphor for bureaucracy. :smiley:

rosie, awwww. Hard to belive Hellcat was ever thst cute.

Haze, that uncle isn’t a barber now, is he? :eek:

swampy, BioTigs, glad you got motivated.

SCL, you should ask idiot sister where the booze is.

Tel, could be worse. I’ve had to come back to work after and all nighter and one hour of sleep.

Supper was ummm… interestin’. It was a combo of leftovers from Monday and Tuesday. So it was chicken/pot roast/N.O.T./lima beans/carrots/field peas/rolls. It’s all gone though so that’s good. Tomorrow will be meat loaf (it’s made up so’s it can mellow overnight in the fridge), homemade mac & cheese, steamed cabbage and corn bread. 'Twill be nummy!

It never did rain. :mad: I wanted rain. So, I turned on the sprinklers for a while which I did not want to do. The grass needs water however. It looks awful.

Hmmm… if meat loaf is tomorrow, then is it ok to have burgers on Friday and Sketties on Saturday? That’s a whole lot of ground beast. What the heck! I got burgers made up already in the freezer and I got lots of ground beast with which to make skettie sauce. I could do some poke chops instead one day. Or maybe for Sunday.

Or I could just offer for ACBG to lick hot fudge sauce off me for dinner one night. :smiley: Oh wait, that’d be dessert wouldn’t it?

I’m tahred. I mentioned that earlier I know but my condition ain’t changed. Maybe I need ice cream.

You’d think I’m hungry what with all this postin’ about food but I’m not.

Tornado siren just went off. We had a couple of minutes of rain; now it has stopped. The cats hate that siren.

I think something is fuzzy with the store owner’s accounting. I don’t think there is any way she could have stolen over $100,000 from that place in less than six months. I have no doubt that she was stealing, but something just isn’t right here…

Maybe a not very bright store owner Snakes. Don’t you just hate it when other people screw up in a really screwed up way!

Tornado siren for real? I can relate to the cats on that one. I hate hearin’ that thing go off. Then again, I’m glad to know it works, even if’n I cannot understand what the voice says beyond “ATTENTION! ATTENTION!” I just know the siren for tornado is different from the one for severe thunderstorm, which is strange cause I guess a tornado could be a part of a severe thunderstorm. I just wish I could understand the “MUMBLEMUMBLEMUMBLEMUMBLE” after “ATTENTION! ATTENTION!”

Then again I live in Lee County not Dougherty County and I’m eavesdroppin’ on a Dougherty County siren cause there’s one at the end of my road (which actually is in Dougherty County) so maybe I’m not supposed to know what “MUMBLEMUMBLEMUMBLEMUMBLE” means. Downright unneighborly if’n you ask me! :smiley:

Well … I went and did my civic duty today, but didn’t get called upon! I got a card with a number (and color), then sat and sat around some more until they finally released us at noon. So I was relieved mostly but just a little bit disappointed, because I was on the list for a criminal case and it might have been interesting to actually participate. Key words being “might have been,” mind you. :wink:

Our county seat is way the heck out in the middle of nowhere (literally); until about 8 years ago, there wasn’t even any form of public transit out there. So if you didn’t drive, you were at the mercy of taxi drivers and had to pay their fares. Fortunately, I never got called for jury duty until after the county finally poneyed up and started running a county bus or two to Upper Marlboro (county seat). It’s not a good system, though; during rush hour, the buses run every 20 minutes or so - non-rush hour, it’s once an hour or more. I left the courthouse at 12:17 PM and didn’t get home until 2:20 PM - yeah, two hours. A good part of that (45 minutes) was waiting for a connecting bus (it takes two buses to get from where I live to the county seat). The subway goes closer to Upper Marlboro now, but to get there on subway alone, I’d have to ride into DC, then go back out. There’s talk from time to time of linking the outer edges of the subway system, but I doubt that will ever happen; not in subway form, at least. Maybe via bus routes.

To top this all off … my job hasn’t been very busy this week, until today, apparently! laughs There’s at least three jobs waiting for me to do tomorrow, plus we have two staff meetings and I have to do time cards. Geez louise, why do folks wait to give me stuff when I’m not there?! Naturally, all of them are things that need to be done right away. Ah well, at least I’ll be busy the rest of the week.

Thank god tomorrow is Thursday? :wink: Appropriate hugs and good wishes to all in need.

Well, just got the “All Clear”. So the cats got to rodeo around for a few more minutes - I hate living so close to that damned siren.

I’m having a drink. Not that I really need one, or deserve one. I just want one.

Yow.

It’s chilly, it’s snowing, and it’s blowing like a Beverly Hills ho. But at least it had the courtesy to wait 'til I got home from work before the show started. Just the same, it’s April for pity’s sake! Not just April, almost two whole weeks into April. This is absurd. I want my sultry breezes and new grass smells.

So, I’m staying in. Making seasoned fish fillets on garlic long grain and wild rice. The whole place smells like garlic right now. :slight_smile:

Tornado sirens, and we have snow here. It’s the end of the world!!!

I was soooo sleepy (damn medicine) after work that I came home from work, and said “self, take a nap”

So, I set an alarm to give myself 45 minutes of sleep and lay down. When I woke up, I was completely disoriented. I thought it was morning, and was driving myself nuts trying to remember last night, which was of course tonight, and of which of course I had no memory because it’s, well it’s happening right now.

I had dinner, I’m watching the Wife watch tv, scritching Cuervo behind the ears and listening to him purr, and right about now, I could go straight back to bed.

Our weather report: brief but very loud rainstorm, maybe with a little hail thrown in? Weekend forecast says snow on Saturday and Sunday. Has anyone noticed it’s April? Apparently not.

Very cute kitties, rosie. Oh, and why were you awake?

Hi Rebo!

Do we have to go with painful TMI? Why, no, we can go with chocolate TMI as well! Thanks, swampy.

Welcome back, Nava. Glad you survived Mom and Lilbro. So, does the French apartment hunting mean you get to be based in France and work the way you want to? If so, yay!

So, is the medicine helping, MBG?

The mice on the wheel sound funny, doggio.

Had another very nice dinner tonight. Lobster- and asparagus-stuffed ravioli. Yumm. And creme brulee with fresh strawberries, blueberries and raspberries on top. Double yummm. Got to have dinner with both my friends tonight; his work stuff is pretty much done, so they’re leaving tomorrow. Very nice to get caught up with both of them.

Now I’m very full and sleepy. Guess I should consider beddy bye.

Hi to everyone I’ve missed.

GT

I get so distracted by stuff (puter games, fun sites, checking to see if anyone commented on my posts, etc) that the hours just slip by. I don;t think I’ve gone to bed before 11pm in over a year, most nights more like midnight or 1am.

I read the last page and a half and promptly forgot what I read, so appropriate noises all around.

Did I mention, while I was up at the hosp yesterday, I toured the rehab facility - they have up-to-date puters now, so I’ll be able to post to my blog and stay in touch with youse guys. Maybe not every day, and certainly not until I’m on that floor (May 4th or 5th ish) but YAY for 'Net Access!

I am really gonna try to get pj’d and bedded by 11:30. Mañana, all.

And that was more of the swampy-type TMI. Am I getting the distinction right?

It’s because of your location. You really ought to move states.

But your story made me chortle. I know that feeling well. And I don’t even live in your state!
Hint: in your profile

gt, that was just unfair. And mean. Descriptions of that sort…

I hope ya’ll are honored that my first post after re-subscribing was to the MMP.

kbd bruk. have to type each leter svral x BLLAGH!!!11!!!

Aaaaaah!

Good.

Five restarts didn’t help. Switching it off, going to get a dose of Cocacola and switching it back on, did. I think it was the threat of the Cocacola, this is the laptop which got bathed on it months ago. But today’s problems can’t have been because of that bath, since it was months ago… maybe it’s allergic to pollen?

Jah, I haven’t actually read the law, but the exact sentence seems to be “toda la publicidad,” i.e., anything that can be taken as being any kind of advertisement. I wonder, do those people realize that one of our regions is named like a wine? The name was famous for the wine centuries before the political region was created. They’d probably forbid strawberries in wine reduction or stew al whisky from being served in restaurants that allow kids, too, my guess is it simply hasn’t occurred to them - yet.

Back in… must’a been '99, a social-dem government crafted a new temp labor law closing a huge loophole the socialist-created law had, which allowed companies to keep someone as a temp forever. I was taking an ISO14000 course at the time and the teacher (a communist who refuses to join the communist party because he considers them a gang of leeches) was saying “this is Spain for you! It’s the fucking Worker’s Parties who screw the workers and the damn RIGHT who fixes things! Did you know it was a right-wing general who created Social Security? It was! And every time it’s been extended, it’s been by a right-wing party! Aaaaaargh! Bloody Frank Frog and his Vertical Syndicate did more for this country’s workers than Communists and Anarchists ever have!”

Our “right-wingers” might not be so worried about taking care of the workers if it wasn’t for the “left-wingers” (although the non-cynical explanation is “we do it because it’s the right thing to do” and the cynical one is “hey, if the workers break down, who works the machines?”), but every time I look at what any of our left-wing governments do, they seem to be the ones that come up with the harebrained monkeyschemes and the laws that hurt workers the most. Don’t get me started on what I think of the previous socialist government’s youth-employment laws: it’s one of my reasons to vote soc-dem (regionalist branch).

swampy, there was a tornado in Spain a couple years back that damaged a “toolshed”, so it was all over the news. The reason I’ve used “” is that it was one of those toolsheds that have a fully-equipped kitchen, fireplace and two bedrooms. The metereologists had a lot of fun explaining that tornados are actually very common in Spain, it’s only that they’re usually tiny and take place in unpopulated areas. We used to think tornados only happened in the movies, people were joking that they’d always thought being caught by one would bring you to the land of Oz for free, which beats Iberia’s prices any day of the week. We don’t have tornado sirens or anything like that, though.

tarragon, don’t you just love bad public transportation? I suspect it may be a device to get people to knit, but I can’t knit to save my life, d’oh. So I avoid bad public transportation. Have I ever mentioned I always thing of the Spanish town Tarragona, when I see your name, rather than of the herb? I’m not even sure what the herb is called in Spanish. My aunt used to live in Tarragona “town”, now she still lives in Tarragona province but not in the capital any more.

gt, I’m staying in the job; the conditions for the next 6 months are similar to what I have now but instead of CH+D it’s CH+F and I’m up-to-here of living in a place where getting information implies playing 20 questions and where you get things like official forms in Spanish with the instructions in German (?). So I’m moving to France, which just means to a part of town where official forms are written in French, swimming pools are indicated by street signs and supermarkets sell paté de foie gras. They also sell foie gras, but that’s un-patified, it’s just the liver.

My bosses still don’t know how many days I’ll be working in each place, but it looks like I should start writing the next awfully bad spanish novel or something, if I’m going to spend more than 4h/week in the CH office. I’m not supposed to 'net, there.

Morning all! I’m back in the office today and not necessarily enjoying it but at least it’s quiet so I can get on with the jobs I’ve been saving for that day when I’ve got some peace to concentrate on them. One of them involves externally registered students so it means going off to delve in student record files and stuff like that. If I’m not back and posting by next week, send the St Bernard with the vodka!

'im indoors came home from Wigan last night and we went round to our local pub, The Newhampton Inn. It was a very pleasant evening so we went and sat outside with a couple of pints of Beowulf Brewery’s “Mercian Shine” for company. Very tasty it was too. Sadly beer makes his snoring worse so at around 2am I decamped downstairs to the sofa but on the plus side, Ophelia was desperate to get into the bedroom so she stayed there with him and I was snuggled on the sofa with Shadow. It’s the first time he’s shown any inclination to curl up with us properly so that was nice. Didn’t do much for my sleep though.

Today I need to print out my final uni paper and get it sent off so that I can finally wave goodbye to the course, at least until the results come out later in the year. I can’t remember how late it will be but I’m pretty sure it might not be until December. All the final assignments are marked by an external examiner and then a random sample of them go before the exam board so they can check that marking has been fair. After that, marks are awarded and eventually results come out. I’m not entirely happy with the paper but I think it’s enough to get me a pass grade so that’ll do for me. It’s a pass or fail course so the actual score won’t make any difference in the end.

In other news, I’m also watching both Lost and Jericho…'im indoors downloads them every week from the magical thingie in the sky that gives us all the good stuff after we lost our Sky One channel. The company we got out digital TV package from were bought out by Virgin Media who then decided they weren’t paying whatever sum BSkyB was asking for various of their channels, and so we lost Sky One and a bunch of other Sky Sports channels overnight. The sports stuff was no great loss but of course we now miss out on the other stuff we’ve been watching.

Since then, we’ve had the option to transfer to Sky direct but it’s way more expensive that what Virgin charge us on their complete tv/phone/broadband package so we’re staying with them and downloading the extra bits we want to watch.

Is it hometime yet?

I am off from work today, because this is my traditional “run-around-like-a-headless-chicken” day before competition to get all my errands done.

I did not go to sleep when I said I would - I was drawn into the vortex of cute and stayed there for a hour or so.

The difference is that, you, Swampy ol’ chap, may lack the intensity of my TMI, but you beat me hands down on sheer quantity.

I like to think of my life as a Sampiro-esque Southern Gothic horror, without the verbosity. :wink:

Oh, and Mayberry is under a tornadey watch until lunchtime.

Mornin’ y’all! I may need a dose of that there motivational juice this morning. I just don’t want to do anything! Plus my body aches cause I think I overdid it yesterday. We still did not get any rain! GRRRRRRR… On the plus side the weather is be-yooo-ti-ful, gonna be low 80s Amurrkin and I can live with that. Maybe the caffiene will kick in and motivate me. So far I have managed to brush my teeth and make coffee. I need to do some job searches and fill out a couple apps and such.

Bobbio my TMI may be much in quantity but it is all quality. :smiley:

Morning! (it appears to actually BE morning this time…)

New secretary starts today, I have to spend the morning in ‘negotiations’, which at this point ought to consist of us telling the union to go stuff itself. This may -no, not may - WILL end badly as the board has already given us orders to outsource all of the driver’s jobs here, so no matter what they say today, come the end of the school year, unless they want to work for a contracted bus company, we’ll have about 155 drivers and monitors out looking for work.

You’re gonna outsource the drivers? How are they gonna drive the buses from India?