Ow, My Hangover, Or How We Became Catholic: An MMP

Unfortunately, the train to someplace - like, say, Chicago - costs just about as much as a flight and takes at least twice as long. ::sigh::

We have thought about a Downtown overnight in either in Mpls or St. Paul, swampy. We just haven’t gotten around to doing it. That’s probably the best way to “get away” without incurring huge expense or sitting in a car for hours on end. The Mall’s out though… I’ve only been there once - to see the aquarium - and KeithT refuses to go at all. We’re just not Mall People.

BrainPasture, a chocolate chip cookie pie is basically a gooey cookie in a pie crust. Or maybe more like a cross between a pecan pie and a gooey chocolate chip cookie. In a pie crust. Not sure who came up with the idea but it’s really good. Just really really really rich.

I’m just going to pretend I didn’t see everything that got posted between when I started typing and when I Previewed. :eek: :smiley:

Thank you all for your kind words. It is NOT broken, thankfully, just badly sprained. My hands are very slim and bony and rather attractive normally, now this one is bruised and puffy and my knuckles are all swollen. It is getting better though. Now I can pull up my pants with both hands rather than just one. :smack:.

As for hugs, doggie and anyone else who;s interested please hug as tight as you can. I’ll just hold my arm out of the way and I like hugs too much to worry about such minor things. I’ll be like Meg from Little Women on my wedding day, when someone doesn’t want to hug her for fear of wrinkling her dress, she responds:

off to home now! Talk to you guys later!

Work went OK, my back is only a little sore. Amazing what a little R&R and some tailgating will do for you. I am kinda pooped, so I think it’s pizza night(Maggie will be pleased).

MBG, 0400, and I like it that way. Up early, stay up half the night, and take a nice afternoon nap. Glad the drugs are working.

bobbio, I went to Borders and saw a book on how to have sex in a car. Paradise by the Dashboard Light, indeed.

Haze, I do ramen, eggs and veggies for breakfast some times. It’s a variation of Egg Foo Breakfast.

BionicTigs, just do the simplified version:

  1. What you made $____________
  2. Hand it over $____________
    “All your bucks are belong to us”- The Infernal Revenue Service

Wile E, green boogers is nothing. Eat a lot of spinach, and you get green poop

Ellen. you are a naughty, wicked evil girl. I like that.

FCM, I have bullseye on my car, too. Does FCD know about you secret lust?
{{{{{{Meeks}}}}}} <------Better?

What Mindfield said. Besides I only gave a brief description of what happens to the girly bits, I didn’t go into details so that makes it a lot less TMI.

I felt the need to share these with y’all:

  • I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
  • Police were called to a day care, where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
  • Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
  • The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.
  • To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
  • When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
  • The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
  • A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
  • A thief fell and broke his leg in wet concrete. He became a hardened criminal.
  • Thieves who steal corn from a garden could also be charged with stalking.
  • We’ll never run out of math teachers, because they always multiply.
  • When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.
  • The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
  • The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
  • The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
  • If you take a laptop computer for a run, you could jog your memory.
  • A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
  • What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway.)
  • A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.
  • Time flies like the wind; fruit flies like bananas.
  • A backward poet writes inverse.
  • In a democracy, it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.
  • A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
  • If you don’t pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.
  • With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress .
  • Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I’ll show you A -flat miner.
  • When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
  • The guy who fell onto the upholstery machine was fully recovered.
  • A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.
  • You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
  • He broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
  • A calendar’s days are numbered.
  • A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
  • A boiled egg is hard to beat.
  • He had a photographic memory, which was never developed.
  • A plateau is a high form of flattery.
  • Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
  • When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.
  • When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.
  • Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
  • Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
  • Acupuncture: a jab well done.

enjoy

Rosie: Ow! Ow ow ow! Ow!

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Meeks, ow! But no :smiley: with your ow – just ow! I hope your wrist feels better soon. Have you learned the one-handed method for putting on a bra? That one is fun. :dubious:

And Ellen, you are a bad, bad girl! I like that!

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Green boogers are nothing. The other day Lapin Blanc, knowing my fondness for good TMI, showed me a hunk of gunk she’d just washed out of her ear. I swear, it was the size of a pea, and about the consistency. (Yes, I took it from her on a kleenex and mashed it to check the consistency, why do you ask?) I was seriously impressed. She’s told me she has over-plentiful and hard ear wax, but I hadn’t quite grasped just how hard hard ear wax can be. Or plentiful. That was at least a two-year supply outta my ears in just that one chunk, and I know she had her ears cleaned out by the doctor not long ago. :eek:

Ahem. Anyway. On to life & stuff. Took the pups in for the annual physicals/shots today. Isaac, as is his wont, promptly peed and pooped on the floor. This being a vet’s office, they just said, “Oh, good, we needed a fecal sample anyway!” Every time they came hear him he peed again, at least four or five separate times, and he also pooped one more time; it was quite impressive. But they’re both quite healthy, although Isaac is developing arthritis in his hips so he’s now going to take one aspirin twice a day. That’s right, aspirin for the dog. Actually, Ascriptin, which is buffered with Maalox. And Rusty is developing a mild heart murmur. So we’re going to have to x-ray them both eventually, but there’s no rush, and with a $340 entrance fee today, I figured it could wait. :eek:

I think life today is just TMI!

You wanna talk TMI? You shoulda been at the pre-surgical class I attended today. Complete with x-rays and everything. There were about 30 people in the room, about two thirds prepping for knee replacement, the rest, hip replacement. Most of them clearly never learned to listen, because the PA leading the class spoke clearly, slowly, and loudly (but not too loudly). The same question was asked by at least 6 different people, in a row. She gave the same answer each time, in the same voice. Never showed annoyance. Amazing patience, that woman.

X-rays, yes – but did they have during-surgery photos? If you want to get a real idea of what they’re going to do to you, google “virtual knee surgery” and go be the surgeon – even in cartoon format it took some getting used to! (Although I suspect that’s why I was so annoyed that the anesthesiologist kept putting me under – I wanted to see if they were doing what I’d done virtually! :smiley: )

Jahdra, did you notice the Weird Earl’s from today? TMI? It uses “Chunky” yarn.

canineservant, I did see that. You can go to Crochet My Crotch.com (NSFW) to complete the set. :smiley:

I only spent half an hour at the DMV, not too bad. I don’t know why they wanted me to come in - they didn’t ask for anything they were supposed to. But I now have a new picture for my license. Yes, it looks awful, but it beats the picture I have now, which currently leads to the person checking my ID to stare at my picture, and then me, and then back my picture. Yes, I really used to look like that, and no, I don’t look like that anymore, and probably never will. Shit happens, you know? :wink:

I heard from the vet, and Skunk’s tests all came back normal.

Daughter has a sinus infection and bilateral ear infections from that cold she caught in France. Ugh. I did my homework (yay!), but still have tons to do this weekend. They need me tomorrow at the lib, so I’m being nice and going in.

I really need to do some yard work, but it’s supposed to snow tomorrow…

Hello, all-must get to bed soon. Night!

Wah! I gotta go to jury duty tomorrow!! sobs Oh well, maybe I won’t get picked for a trial (omg, why’d I just type that, I’ve surely jinxed myself now! ;)). I’ll take my paper and a book or two and hopefully will get a bit of reading in. Now this does mean that I have to catch a bus at 5:50 am, so I’ll have to get up extra early to make sure that I’m outta here in time to make it to the bus stop - hoping too that the bus will be on time. That bus takes me to a subway stop where I catch yet another bus, which supposedly makes it to the Courthouse with 2 (yes two!) minutes to spare before the 7:30 AM arrival time. Maybe I’d better throw a thermos of coffee in my bag too.

Ok, bright side: I won’t have to go to work tomorrow. :smiley:

two phrases came to mind:
OH! MY! GAWD!
and
HOLY CRAP!

eta: I also “interned” on 5 other knee surgeries, and tried the hip replacement as well, but that got stuck about 2/3rds thru.

NOW you see why I wanted to be awake during my surgery? :smiley: :smiley:

Me again. Tired again, but went out last night and tonight with one of my friends who is in town. Her hubby was still fixing what he came to town to fix. We spent the whole time both last night and tonight talking and catching up. I just checked and found it has, indeed, been three years since we’ve seen each other. We’ve known each other for ages and ages and even when we go a long time without talking, we catch up quickly. It was great fun to see her again; sorry not to see hubby as he’s also fun to talk to.

Anyhoo, I’ve missed both the trainwreck and the derailment. Guess I’ll go find them tomorrow or the next day.

Sorry about that wrist, Meeks.

Funny puns, Spats and rosie! Tee hee.

Amazing how your definition of TMI changes after a while. Thank you, swampy.

I still need to do my taxes. Soon.

LightBlade! I like it.

I’d forgotten about veneration of little crosses. We have a giganto cross that is placed across the steps of the altar on Good Friday after being walked around the sanctuary.

Ellen Middlename Cherry! I am shocked! I am appalled! I am giggling madly!

And I’m not going anywhere near your dream, FCM.

Well, I really need to get to bed at a more decent hour tonight. How about soon?

Back eventually.

GT

spats, I like LightBlade but I wonder if he’ll answer to it.

Jahdra, that’s better than my experience with my DMV picture. People look at my picture then at me and go, wow, you took a great picture. Harumph! What do I say to that?! Do I really look that bad in real life? :stuck_out_tongue:

WHY AM I STILL AWAKE??

I’m going now. Off to bed. Really. No more “one more check of the email”. C’mon now. I have work tomorrow. Sheesh.

Hello everyone.

I’m sorry to read about various folks’ owies and ailments. I hope you’re all on the mend soon.

Today was rather blah. I worked, but wasn’t into it. However, I made myself work in hopes the time would go more quickly. It didn’t. I was never so happy to see 1630 hours roll around.

It’s supposed to get cold tonight. In fact, it’s already cold. I had to let the dog out to do his business and chuff along the fence. It felt like winter out there. I could see my breath. I’m sure there will be frost on my rig tomorrow. Bummer.
Where the hell is spring?

I’m tired too, but too tired to sleep. I hate when that happens.

Guess I’ll cruise the Dope a little.

Well, the way them Irish and Scots drink, I’d say hangovers are quite Catholic. Plus they’re a Universal thing, so Catholic^2.

One of the Amazing News from Spain that I’d managed to miss (and I swear I’m expecting the Discovery Channel to start showing documentaries on the Spanish government any day now, maybe we need to get some gnus?) was about the new Alcohol Law. The Law has been shelved “for the moment,” the Guv’mint has delayed its onset date “because we don’t want it to become an electoral issue.” It forbids all ads for all kinds of alcohol, which of course has the wineries and beermakers up in arms, not to mention all the Denominaciones de Origen (Duero, Jerez, Rioja…). It also forbids giving alcohol to minors under any circumstances; the Catholic Church’s speaker has answered reporter’s questions along the lines of “to Caesar that which is Caesar’s and to God that which is God’s” and basically let the winemakers and brewers do the huffing and puffing. Why give our dear Guv’mint an excuse to yell about the oscurantism of the Catholic church, daring to give watered-down wine to minors, when you have half a million workers yelling at the top of their lungs. As anybody with a brain knows, what causes saturday-night teenage alcohol comas is Sunday High Mass. Sigh.

nashiitashii, every day is the feast of at least a dozen Saints. There’s a very popular calendar in Spain that lists each day’s saints, I know people who like having it just for the names. I’m very thankful that I didn’t get named after the saint of my birthday, because, really… Salomona? Sounds like I’m about to get filleted.

StG, good omms sent your way for the surgery.

Last time I had a cold, I was coughing real bad. The general cold stuff was doing fine for the other symptoms, but not for the cold. I went to the pharmacy and asked for a cough syrup. They tried to give me what I was already taking; I said no, I’m already taking that, I just need something for the cough because it’s real bad and I can’t eat or sleep. They didn’t want to give me anything, but then I got a Coff Attack and when I was able to breathe again, several minutes later, they just handed the syrup over. Phew!

Good omms sent to the parts of Mika that hurt. Ouch. I’m told that sprains have the disadvantage over broken bones that they sound less serious but aren’t. Ouch ouch.

I like LightBlade for our sunny one. Congratulations on going home and finding it still there :smiley:

I did not kill any relatives. We went to Mass on Sunday, in German. Didn’t understand a thing. A lot of things are done in ways I’d seen in De States but not in Spain, for example the priest and deaconess walked in all the way from the back, carrying the book that has the readings. Several of Mom’s broken parts decided to behave, which was kind of them; otoh, Lilbro insisted in going everywhere at a speed more appropiate for a marathon race. He didn’t want to see any museums until the last day, which is the one Reasonable People leave for shopping (Reasonable People, of course, being defined as “those who leave the last day for shopping”). Because we were going so fast and not entering any buildings except a church or two, we’d run out of Stuff To See by Sunday, so on Monday I took them to Strasbourg and we saw some more Stuff. It’s about 1h north and there are two parallel highways, one on the French side (which we followed going up) and one on the German side (which we followed coming back). So they have pictures in three countries. And they brought back chocolate, of course. I gave them three different Swiss Army Survival Rations for Middlebro, one of whose nicknames is “Edusup”, short for “Survival Ed.” The three flavors are white, milk and dark. Them Swiss sure know how to do survival rations!

I’m going to see apartments in France on Friday.

Today I was supposed to be checking the work of another person but it’s not ready. Guess I’ll go answer my PMs and post general stupidity. I broke 5000 stupidities and didn’t even notice until today!

Morning. Time for more work, then laundry. Tomorrow is a day off, so much slacking will ensue.

Nava, make sure you get an apartment with a dryer instead of a clothesline, otherwise all the EuroDopers will gather under your window and chant: 'We see London, We see France, We see Nava’s underpants." :smiley: