p asswords (no, not that)

I don’t mean synonyms for buttocks. Well, let me give you some examples…

Asparagus Gustav and Augustus moon the audience.

Asymetrical One buttock is larger than the other.

Ascot A camp stool.

I’m sure there’s one for the Attorney General, but I haven’t found it yet.

Assert A mint for your farts.

An exotic dancer is an asset to music.

AskNott ~ A muscular tense area on the butt of the OP.

Astronomy ~ The study of the great butts & heavenly bodies.

Astounded ~ What I become when discovering a great butt. :wink:

**asphyxiate **–to firmly attach one’s buttocks.

Asunder – antonym of prone.

Aspartame - For sweet food without bulging buttocks.

Asgaard – protective pants.

Astute - a fart.

Asymptomatic: “You might be an ass if…”

Assuage: when that ass gets three sheets to the wind.

Aspirate: 'nuff said.

Assess: When you have curves, but not exactly in the right places.

Astrology:

What, you thought lieu was some other sort of doctor?:smiley:

Aspire: Wishing one had JLo’s body.

Ascertain: To tell someone from behind.

Asphalt: The perfect ass.

Assist The thing that kept Rush Limbaugh from being drafted.

Assad Depression over one’s nether curves.

Asti Spumante See Tubgirl. :eek:

Assimilation Certain fart-lighting mishaps.

Asymptote - When your ass gradually approaches zero as your age approaches infinity.

asterisk – inclined to a hazardous lifestyle; also prone to dangerous dieting techniques

I regret that I have but one asterisk for my country.

Aspire - The place where Vikings cremated their buttocks

Astride - immovable constipation

Assorted - from largest to smallest by cheek size

Aspic - like those things for removing stones from horses hooves, only different

Ashore ~ A callgirl that does it all.

Ascertain ~ When you are 100% sure that it’s an ass.

Ashamed ~ Feelings you have when you have no ass. (or get no ass)

Assess ~ When your butt crack is S shaped.

Asimilate ~ Mimicking another’s ass.

Asbestos ~ A rump so fine, you can’t flame it in The Pit. :stuck_out_tongue:

[sub]I’m still chuckling over “Asterisk for my country”[/sub]