Except for Hirohito.
Whoah, whoah, back up Spider Woman. Hit “Reply” instead of “start a new thread” next time 
And Welcome Aboard!
What actually IS a thread? I chanced on the spider thing by accident, looking around for stuff about Mark Twain, and was winging it trying to figure out how to post. A thread is apparently different from a regular reply?
Why yes, dear, it is a thread. Please note the “post reply” options in the blue bars.
Wait a second, I’m assuming Spider Woman is a woman. Maybe “she” is like William Hurt in the movie!
Jeeze, Duck Duck Goose has me paranoid.
Welcome, Spidey, whatever you are. And spiders make nice pets, if you keep them out of the sun. But many people are irritated by their hairs, which are supposed to get stuck in you and irritate you, so be careful touching them.