…jump up and down on them until their bones crush under your heels with a satisfying SNAP, and their stomachs SPOLINK out through their ears with a delightfully ooooooozy SQUISH, and their eyeballs POP out of their sockets and dangle from their stalks like the last dead grapes on the stems at a Farmer Jack’s ten-cents-a-pound sale…
Aaaaaaah. Much better! Thanks!