Paltrow introduces vagina scented candle

I’ll skip Thanksgiving Dinner at your place, Thank You Very Much.

Well the germanium-infused ones provide smoother distortion, but they’re temperature sensitive.

Pics or it didn’t happen.

Highest caliber? Wait, I thought size didn’t matter.

I wouldn’t know as I have never lit poo on fire.

Dennis

You so funny! (:))

A big no-thank-you to Gwyneth Paltrow’s New-Car-Smell In A Can.

Yeah, anything from her ‘In A Can’ is gonna smell like shit.

Will this do?

Technicalities, schmenicalities. You did light the paper bag containing poo on fire, on the porch, before ringing the doorbell & running, din’cha. :dubious:

Gwyneth’s obsessional woo is getting out of hand.

And Netflix is abetting it.

Paltrow’s Toy Story (courtesy “Robot Chicken”)

Is it goofy or just goopy?

Sorry if trying to have a laugh offends some people. But I anticipate there is one common issue that may be discussed in this thread that will infuriate many people and I just wanted to try to have a little fun while that still may be possible.

*spraying “Summer’s Eve” all over this thread"
~VOW

On the bright side, this is just an expensive scented candle with an edgy name. Some of her wootastic stuff is either directly risky or might keep people from pursuing effective health care.

Fun link, btw. It earned a couple solid laughs.

Goop is evidence that humanity has run its course.

Esruoc sti nur sah ytinamuh taht ecnedive si poog.

That works too.

Woo.

ETA: Did you ever notice that Woo-Woo mirrored correctly looks like Moo-Moo? Me neither.

Has anyone else chosen that whatever she says is irrelevant and you’d still sleep with her?j

One wonders whose vaginal odor she’s trying to emulate.

Spoiled for obvious reasons if you check it out:

Yay, expired beer and rotting fish.

Okay, ya perv, here’s yer pussy candle pic.

Oh, and these too.