Have we sniffed this out yet?
Gwyneth Paltrow’s $75 vagina scented candles are already sold out. The scent is based on, “…geranium, citrusy bergamot and cedar”. That’s one herbaceous lady!
Dennis
Ah the sent of stale smoke and dead tuna…
90% of the comments for this article make the same quip. Quite a few relate the scent to Bill and Hillary.
Yes, a silly story - but I thought we’d be better here 
Goofy lady markets goofy product–how can we be better than that? Unless you mean more creative in our insults…I’ve got nothing, anyone else want to have a go?
I had to reread the thread title a couple of times because I kept parsing it as something more directly physical and thinking, “what, unless she did it on YouTube, who cares?”
That should be good to use with my fleshlight. More authentic, no?
Will “burning the candle at both ends” take on a new meaning?
Well, I certainly don’t have that much knowledge of Ms Paltrow to say that it doesn’t smell like geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar. Maybe she’s a dryad or wood nymph. That would actually explain a lot.
I’d say the people who are making those comments aren’t exactly finding the highest-caliber sex partner.
I hate to think of the sweatshops these candles came out of. Otoh, they are making a fortune streaming on PornHub.
What does one have to do with the other and are you sleeping with a Beyonce?
Bodily aromas are not what I want when lighting a candle. Altho’ I was given a pumpkin spice scented one that smells exactly like poo when it’s lit.
Blame the candle!!!
She’s a copycat.
NSFW.
Let me know when she starts selling lollipops.
Anyone want to invest in a weed/vagina lollipop startup? This is a great idea.
Has anyone checked the store site for geranium-infused artisanal cedar wood sex toys?
I first read it as “germanium-infused” and I thought, “That’s pretty tech-y - a semiconductor-lined tunnel-of-love scent.” Then I saw it’s just a flower. Big deal.
Don’t people realize when they’re being trolled?
Probably not. From the OPs link: