Pammipoo and I were IM’ing last night and she expressed her desire to get flamed very badly by someone on the board.
Frankly, she’s too nice. I don’t have the heart to do it.
So, I leave it up to everyone else. Give her the roasting she greatly desires, and most assuredly deserves.
Just don’t go after me. I’m not supposed to be the victim here, OK?
Have fun roasting my good buddy Pammipoo.
::sniff:: My first pit thread! I’v never been so proud!! ::sniff::
Airman, you rock. And if I ever severely piss you off, YOU OWE ME A REAL ROASTING!!! It’s only fair. You did promise, after all…
And as for everyone else, I have to have done SOMETHING to piss you off! Muffinman, I never did give you that orgy in the woods. Aren’t you bitter or something? Please people. I’m tired of being so cute and charming!! Humor me at least?
And Airman babe, I love you! Will you marry me? 
You dork 
[sub][sup] that seems to be the insult of the week [sub]sorry if I’ve got that wrong[/sub][/sup][/sub]
Pammipoo… you are a snot-sucking, booger-munching, brainless buttwipe.
That’s the best I could do. Hope you enjoyed it.
You were going to have an orgy in the woods and you didn’t invite me?
You bitch!
[sub]There ya go. Best I could come up with this hour. Happy now?[/sub]
OK, let me be the first to rpotest to this use of the Pit, the motherfucking PIT, for fuck’s sake, for the expression of the kind of gag-me diabetes-inducing sweetness that belongs in MPSIMS. Any of you that actually like this sort of hugs and kisses bullshit can do enough of it over there. Flirt, cyberhug, hell, give each other virtual head, whatever, just not in the goddam Pit! If I want to read that shit, I’d read some other forum. But I’m not, because I don’t. I don’t care who thinks who else is all spiffy and really neato. I want to see who thinks someone else is a piece of acephelous detritus masquerading as a human being. I want anger and bile, I want wild accusations, scathing wit, sexual analogies, erudite invective; in short, I want the goddam Pit.
And of course nice people like pammipoo really shouldn’t have Pit threads devoted to them, that’s just wrong. Hmmm… I suppose that I’ve pretty much killed the chance of getting this sent over to MPSIMS.
I supposed I should chime in with my preferred insult of “Freshly-felched mung-bait rectal drip”, but rather than be repetitive like that, I’ll simply throw out a gratuitous use of the word “UNDERPANTS!!!”
Not to worry. You’ll both be toast when Alphagene logs on.
Jesus. Can’t you take your flirting to MPSIMS?
(Not that I’m a great fan of it, but that’s where it belongs, unfortunately.)
Oh, Coldy, you’re just saying that because of your manly-manliness.
Tee-hee, tee-hee…
Not my fault this time, I swear.
And um Pammi uhh…you …suck…
bursts into tears I’msosorry Ididn’treallymeanthat pleaseforgiveme…
I tried…
waterj2,
That was the point, you dipshit. You guys were supposed to shred her into little tiny pieces!
But NOOOO, I can’t even trust you donkey dicks to do that! Thanks for absolutely fucking nothing, asscheese.
Is it too much to ask that one of you fuckers finds a reason to get pissed at her? Jesus, you guys get mad at me for even posting, for Christ’s sake!
If you had come through with the insults like you were supposed to, this would be in the right forum. But no, all you little chickenshits are afraid to insult her, too.
In other words, get off my shit. I tried to do my good deed for the day, and all I get is flak.
Save your vitriol for the target here. Get Pammipoo. Flame away.
Um, the name “Pammipoo” is like fingernails on a chalkboard and conveys the intellectual authority of a box of Fruit Loops. That what you were looking for?
The point is, Airman Doors, that your little Pit thread ask us to insult Pammipoo is a way of flirting. “Oh look, I’m doing something for her, so I can impress her! Aren’t I neat!”
No, you’re not neat. It’s been done before, and it wasn’t interesting then, either. If you have to flirt, do it in MPSIMS.
waterj2 was being slightly humorous in his condemnation, but I’m not. This is really, really lame and not what the Pit is for.
Of course, that’s just my opinion. But I suspect Alphagene’s won’t be wildly divergent.
I do believe I’m about to Pammipuke.
Please keep your revolting flirtations out of the Pit. There are countless AOL chatrooms dedicated to this crap. I don’t need a performance of ‘Officer and the Moron’. Kindly slink out of the Pit and do not return.
I know…there’s something…funny to say here…
politics…
police work…:: gasp ::
the military…
something…:: climbing the wall ::
can’t quite…get it…
jarbaby
OK, OK, fair enough. I shouldn’t have posted that here.
It was by request, though. Really.
It won’t happen again, I swear.