Jesus Christ, this isn’t Great Debates. I’m tired of seeing doper on doper violence when the OP is ranting about someone or something totally unrelated to the boards or other posters.
Have you guys forgotten the simple little “gotta blow this steam off” rant?
It seems like everytime someone comes along and feels the need to say “Fuck X” someone else has to butt in and say “No, fuck YOU!” and then the horses are out of the gate and the debate rages on.
It is of course understandable sometimes. For instance if someone says “God I hate black people” then the flamewar is rightfully on. I usually don’t bother with those threads but I can completely understand why some people do.
However, if someone says “God I hate my co-workers!” why would you want to flame the OP? You don’t even know his co-workers!
I understand this is the pit and therefore the proper place for things like this but most of these arguements end up completely hijacking the OP and many of them flat out belong in GD or in a seperate thread.
I’m not trying to be a moderator here and I’m not asking anyone to change anything, this is just my own little rant because I’ve noticed that pit threads are increasingly turning into debates wherein people pick apart bit by bit posts that were basically meaningless in the first place.
Furthermore, do you think that it is acceptable that people flame their co-workers if we don’t know them? I’d like you to explain what you meant by “doper on doper violence” and how it relates to the subject matter and its relevance in the general case (although also applicable to a particular one) that you expound in the OP.
Cisco, it’s small minded petty tyrants like you that really undermine the X cause. How dare you say “Fuck X”. I doubt that you even know what you are talking about. A huge population of X out there is struggling for survival. Furthermore, I take exception to your use of the word “fuck” in the context of “X”. You are an insensitive !@#!@#^*. Burn in hell
How many times do we see a rant that could suck the hair off a cat? I saw, how many times do we see a rant that could blow the fleas off a mongrel dog?
And just like that mongrel dog, who probably has worms and a lame paw, so must we look at the lame rant! I say the lame rant, which bites like the jaws of mediocrity, must be stopped dead in its tracks! The jaws of mediocrity, which bite down on the tail of enlightenment! That tail that inspires the creative, the inspired, the God-Given Talent I say to you now. CAN I get a witness from the congregation? I see a hand up there in th’front … a Miss Goose … a Mis Duck DUCK Goose! Give Mis Goose a hand now, ladies and gentlemen of the congregation!
“I say to you now, Reverend, that some of these rants could suck the chrome off a trailer. I say to you now … they could lick the bag of the syphillitic Whores of babylon until that bag fell off! I say to you now they could, and probably do, bite the very hand that feeds them!”
::raucous applause:: Thank you now, Sister Goose, for smiting the Evil Lame-Ass Rant! For we know, now, what a truly mediocrity-mongering thing the Lame-Ass Rant can be when it is allowed to fester in its own ineptitude! And when it can sit and suck hours out of the day as person after person is forced to say “yeah … that sux bad, d00d” when what is stirring in their heart is the desire to say “You couldn’t rant if you broke a bone on a holiday … you couldn’t flame if you had an acetylene torch and inflammable shrubbery … you couldn’t do a proper pitting with a bushel of cherries.”
I say to you now … you must tell the Lame-Ass Ranters that they have no place, I say NO place among us! They must be cast out like the turd that is dropped in the toilet and flllllllushed out! We must rid ourselves of them! No longer can the Lame-Ass Rant be acceptable in a society where already such things are becoming acceptable! NO! If you’re going to rant, if you’re going to flame, and you suck at it as only you could, we will find out and we will smite you!
