I don’t believe you are allowed in this thread - the thread for ‘girly pancakes that you buy at a restaurant’ is down the hall, next to the laundry.
Bumping because I found not only this manly man put-hair-on-your-chest pancake mix at my local supermarket but I also found these on sale next to that manly man mix. The double chocolate and pumpkin chocolate are sitting in my pantry as I type this. I will report on the manly manness of them when I try them.
[sub] They’re high in protein too but I didn’t compare them to to the pancake mix. I saw them, automatically thought of this thread, and bought them because I like my steak rare.[/sub]
I bought these because of this thread. My 4 year old now has hair on his chest and a full mustache!
Late bloomer, huh? My daughter had a Galifianakis by 3 thanks to these things.
Today’s savory Mancakes recipe:
Mediterranean Flapjacks
Flapjack powder + water
Finely chopped greens (spinach, romaine, parsley or whatever)
Diced onions
Diced olives
Balsamic vinegar
A ton of garlic powder or minced garlic
Salt + pepper
Feta cheese
Mix ingredients
Cook ingredients in a healthy amount of oil
Top with hummus
Speaking of manly men…
Today’s savory mancakes recipe:
Hot Pig Lovers Delight
Flapjack mix + water
Shit ton crumbled cooked bacon
Finely chopped bacon
Diced jalapeño
Salt + pepper
Topping:
Sour cream
Enough milk to make it a little runny
Garlic powder to taste, then add a little more
Mix ingredients + cook ingredients in healthy amount of oil
Drizzle tipping on cooked flapjacks
Something only real men can do on real flapjacks… you won’t see that at IHOP.
Just don’t let your kid have the pornstache. It’s totally inappropriate.
Maybe he should rock a goatee. Unless you’re worried that his evil mirror universe twin will use that to replace him.
Now these are getting there, assuming you meant an “unhealthy amount of oil.” Gotta find a way to get some bourbon in there, though.
Yes, “healthy” is meant to convey a generous amount to ensure crispiness. I prefer my bourbon to wash it all down, but I am working on a beer and cheddar flapjack.
Also, while two line items containing “bacon” isn’t all that bad, I confess the third item on the Hot Pig Lovers Delight should read “spinach,” not bacon. Finely chopped spinach. And before any you jamokes calls me a sissy for eating spinach, I suggest you take that up with Popeye the Sailor Man.
I really gotta find some of this manly man pancake mix. Do I look in the sporting goods or the automotive section?
Today’s manly recipe:
The First Miracle Flapjacks
(you turn the water into wine)
Mix + red wine (it’s nice to always have a jug of Carlo Rossi merlot on the counter for such an occasion)
Garlic powder
Kosher salt and pepper
Mix ingredients and cook ingredients in a generous amount of oil
Top with olive tapenade and crumbled feta.
I purchased a box, and am looking forward to trying them with a few packages of bacon and a few bushels of scotch bonnets.
I did not realize they contained manly amounts of fiber in addition to protein.
I plan on making them in a cast iron pan while trying to get hit by lightning.
It’s over by the charcoal briquettes; real men make their pancakes on the grill.
The mostly manly pancakes come from Deadwood.
Cocksuckers
Due to this thread, I purchased a box of the mix, and an assortment of their instant pancake-in-a-cup for the microwave.
I will report that the microwaved pancake in a cup is A LOT better than I thought it would be. They’re really, really, REALLY good.
I can’t wait to try the mix. But that involves actual cooking, which is reserved for the weekend.
Thank you for this thread!
Today’s mancake recipe:
New Mexicancakes
Mix + Water
Diced jalapeno
Diced onion
Spoonful of salsa, as hot as you can tolerate
Chili powder
Garlic powder
Shredded cheddar
Salt + pepper
Mix ingredients + cook ingredients in a generous amount of oil
Top with diced green chilis.
Hey kids. I sent a link to this thread to the burly men and women at Kodiak Cakes. I knew there was a response to my email when I arrived home to an overpowering aroma of testosterone flooding my living room. Sure enough, in my inbox I found the following, sent from a pulsing mass of masculinity known simply as “Brock”
I’ll pass the coupon offer on to Happy Lendervedder in recognition of this manly message board [del]thread[/del] 2" hemp rope.
I bought some of the manly cake (mancake?) mix the other day. I have yet to try it. I will report back after I do. I’ll probably develop an urge to catch fish with the bear claws I’m sure to develop.
These are easier to find in Mexico than Canada. I ordered some online. They seem to come in several flavours of various mannishness: buttermilk, dark chocolate, cinnamon, honey oat, harsh tequila and rusty nail.