Oh, allright. Maybe in a little bit. (sigh) Go wait for me in the corner, I’ll find the tawse.
And keep your panties ON until Stage 2 this time!
Bucky
P.S. That goes for Uncle Beer, too.
Oh, well. We can always make more killbots.
Hey, both Cristi and I will be seeing UncleBeer IRL this evening…Cristi, you bring the paddle, I’ll bring the camera 
Shadowfox
“We are what we pretend to be.”
- Kurt Vonnegut
All right you dopers. Line up alphabetically according to height and BEND OVER!
Whack! Whack!
Whack! Whack!
Whack! Whack!
Whack! Whack!
Whack! Whack!
Whack! Whack!
Whack! Whack!
Whack! Whack!
Whack! Whack!
Okay, my turn.
Did I mention that I’m a midget and my name is really Aa.
We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
You sure are a fun bunch. Did any of you ever get spanked as kids? I wonder why its so much more fun now?
There’s something SO much more erotic about a studded paddle than mom’s wooden spoon!!
Okay, CanadianSue you can go for me…
Line up folks…Look at her hiney sticking up in the air…(!)
Who wants to spank SusieQue?
Drop my panties? Here? I think not!
I’m not wearing any, you see…
An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.
No, of COURSE it’s not for fun (I keep telling Mater). Of course I’m not bending lovely ladies over my knee, ever so delicately smoothing down wrinkles in their skirts, tugging wistfully at their panties, scolding them like the naughty things they are just for FUN!
Gracious, no! The Empire wouldn’t last long if we did things like that for fun, eh? The sight of taut female botties (or male botties, as you prefer) over the old lap, quivering a bit in anticipation. No, that’s discipline! Which is exactly what neuro-trash grrrl will get for not wearing panties. And the young miss who lied about her name being Aa. And okatym, for, oh let’s say her uniform is too short. And for
Goodness. Call the Prime Minister, tell him I won’t be able to make the House of Lords today, extremely busy, quite the bother, don’t you know.
Bucky
Oh, well. We can always make more killbots.
VB, fresh from the pillow fight:
“Ho Jeeeze, not again!”
< stripping out of his flight suit once more >
VB
Remember, you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
Ohhh Blue… you are asking for trouble… but but… may I guide you to the Men in Uniform thread, you might want to reconsider stripping
We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
< VB, zipping his flight suit back up >
OK, Sue, I visited the thread; wanna flight test the ole airframe?
VB
Remember, you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
Well now, thats the best offer I’ve had all day!
We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
thunk Oh my…VB in uniform? smile Now this is getting interesting…
Casey Stengel or Yogi Berra?
Y’mean this is just gonna be virtual? I was hopin’ it’d be done for real!!
Can I just watch?
>< DARWIN >
__L___L
You mean it’s over? 
>< DARWIN >
__L___L
Sir Jab1,
The party isn’t over. It has been relocated to Sir Bucky’s Edwardian Estate. We eagerly await your arrival. Here is the address: http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/004369.html
You have been assigned a room next to Lord Winklereid. Since Lady Eve has taken a liking to him, he cannot sit down, but he is ever so much more entertaining than before.
Katy
Many many apologies for this zombie revival but WTF???
Please explain. And then lock.
It’s like reading your granny’s personal diary from back in the olden days…you don’t want to know and nor should you be enquiring.
Oh, btw, just how in the hell did you happen upon this thread anyway?? If yer’ into spanking parties, this might not be the best message-board for your purposes I’d suggest.
rubs sore bottom What makes you think that.
It was actually on a search on user Ayesha who for reasons that shall remain confidential (although not due to a spanking party or any other kinky reason) I thought I might know IRL.